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Song Parodies -> "Alan Rickman"

Original Song Title:

"Cruella De Ville"

Original Performer:

Dr John

Parody Song Title:

"Alan Rickman"

Parody Written by:

Samngliv

The Lyrics

This parody is done to the jazzy version of the well known cruella de ville song.
I'm alan rickman,
I'm alan rickman,
I was Hans Gruber,
back when it began
and now he's got me
a penaion plan,
because i am alan rickman,

The power of my voice can make girls feel faint,
i make them climax better that da vinchi with paint,
it is all part of my master plan the plan of Alan rickman

At first you think of me as the bad guy,
because i played the judge in sweeny todd
but you see these are just lies
i am one of the good guys
look i turned snape into a sait

I am a magic potions man i am the pick of the feast
hey i can destroy a darlek at 50 feat at least
Dr Who would be a better man
if he was Alan rickman,

(welcome to the alan rickman phone line, for the duration of your call i will say amusing things to you for a small fee........... bottom that will be 50p now good day)

YEAH
I'm alan rickman,
I'm alan rickman,
I was Hans Gruber,
back when it began
and now he's got me
a penaion plan,
because i am alan rickman,

The power of my voice can make girls feel faint,
i make them climax better that da vinchi with paint,
it is all part of my master plan the plan of Alan rickman

(i wonder who would win in a voice off me or richard o brien.... well me of course)

(you what my favorite parts of harry potter are? the bits i am in of course)

(i love being me, it is the best part of the day)
10/01/2010

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Old Man Ribber - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Like several British heavies before him (Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains, and George Sanders), Rickman does have The Voice...a manner of speaking dripping with menace and superiority. Congrats on a well-done parody. ;D

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