Burning my hole...


A thorn in your side?
A chip on your shoulder?
A lump in your throat
The size of a boulder?
Well I've got a pain
since I'm getting older
A horrible suffering of "piles"

Just north of my nuts
and just south of my back
with the pain of these hem'roids
my mind's out of whack
it hurts my hole
this pain in my crack
And you say it's 'cause I am gay?

Itching, burning
Preparation H isn't working!
anally
suffering
These hemmorhoids keep on
Burning my hole (burning my hole)


since I cannot see
the doctor tells me it's red
If only my rectum
would stay inside of my @$$!
checking my stool
and it is covered in red
All bloody like the last one

Itching, burning
Preparation H isn't working!
anally
suffering
These hemorrhoids keep on
Burning my hole (burning my hole)

and regular $h1++ers
can keep their rectum in
But I find my rectum
escaping from within
I can't live my life
living with hemorrhoids
and bleed from the in-side

looseness and hurt
(is) Controlling my life
Can't you see that my hurt
is a b1+ch like your wife?
So I hurt your feelings
Well I'm really sorry
But I can't take a $h1+, no!!...

Itching, burning
Preparation H isn't working!
anally
suffering
These hemmorhoids keep on
Burning my hole (burning my hole)