Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Presidential Election 2000"

Original Song Title:

"What's the Difference"

Original Performer:

Dr. Dre

Parody Song Title:

"Presidential Election 2000"

Parody Written by:

Insert Coin(s) to Continue

The Lyrics

This is a track of a project I was doing back in 2003 and 2004, in which I planned to do parodies of every song on Dr. Dre's album The Cronic 2001. My project was called The Comic 2004, but, sadly, I lost interest in the project and never really got around to completing it, so, as it may not be complete, you may still enjoy what I have written. Keep in mind, this stuff is over a year old so, yes, it's not as good as stuff I'm writing now. This song is about the raging presidential campaigns...in the year 2000...shows you how outdated this song is...
Presidential election Y2K,
Presidential election Y2K,

Back when Clinton,
Was cheating on his wife and up for impeachment,
I was hangin' with the government in China,
On the other side-a,
Let's get down to business,
Leave the past behind us,
Don't turn your votes against me,
You're a smart voter,
I can sense it in you,
Still remember Alaska?
It's gettin' drilled up,
To make money for me and you,
And I'm-a do whatever it takes to convince you,
"Cuz you my voter, dogg,
And Clinton,
Screw the polls, man, I miss you and that's just being real with you,
See the truth is,
I want more than just your vote in the poll booth and,
I wanna be cool wit' ya biz,
I wanna level with you and take your problems unto myself,
Y'all watch me in the interviews speakin' over Republicans,
Move units then admit that Democrats are better,
Until then I ain't even speakin' your name,
Just keep my name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same, George Bush,
It ain't that I'm too big to listen to the news,
It's just that my nose is too big to read the reviews,
That's the difference,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,

Yo, I stayed with it, Al Gore,
While you tried to escape accusations,
On the Clinton scandal I was governing a state's whole population, (Yeah!)
I just watched you sweat through it while my fans had a good laugh with me,
Ever since you smashed "Weird Al" Yankovic on MTV,
Come and get it,
My campaign's too busy reachin' millions,
I'll be catchin' California while Gore's be catchin' crumbs,
What else am I supposed to do?
I pop holes into Alaska worse than you and you! (Come on!)
You Democrat,
High and plastered,
Your style is obscure and way to placid,
I've come to finish what my father started,
While droppin' the Clinton fans while they sell Gore bobbleheads,
What's the difference between me and you?
(What?)
About half of Florida's votes, some history and nose size,
And until I'm gone,
I'm Republican,
With absolutely no acceptance of terrorism,
Yo, that's the difference,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,

Alright! Alright! Hold up! Stop the polls a second!
I've got to say a bit more,
Gore,
I want to tell you my plan right now,
While the media still will let me,
Don't count me out just yet, I'm Ralph Nader, dogg,
I got Ohio's votes!
(Riiiiiiight)
You ain't noticed it?
(Ralph, I don't know if you noticed it but I got half the country, you're outnumbered 40 to 1),
I mean it, dogg,
I need somebody else's vote?
What state is it?
(Why don't you start here and not stop "till you hit the ocean, hit)
Well, that's smooth,
And I appreciate the offer,
But I'm here to represent the Independent and save horrible fates from Alaskan sea pole,
While you're crusin' around for hours in California kissin' babies and wavin' at people,
Even though they don't put me on some ballots and shows I'm still a hot coal,
On fire with the passion to preserve environment and foreign relations,
(Done?)
Not yet!
I wanna see some eyes rise up,
Here's the problem for all you to size up,
Pollutin' our water,
That's for tryin' to talk like diesel fuel was a smart product,
So I want to get some thoughts to start up,
You better show some respect for whatever the Independents brought up,
So what's the different between us?
We get different medias,
Oh yeah, and vote for me,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,
What's the difference between me and you?

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/drdre5.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1012