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Song Parodies -> "Big Afro's"

Original Song Title:

"Big Ego's"

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Original Performer:

Dr. Dre

Parody Song Title:

"Big Afro's"

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The Lyrics

This is a track of a project I was doing back in 2003 and 2004, in which I planned to do parodies of every song on Dr. Dre's album The Cronic 2001. My project was called The Comic 2004, but, sadly, I lost interest in the project and never really got around to completing it, so, as it may not be complete, you may still enjoy what I have written. Keep in mind, this stuff is over a year old so, yes, it's not as good as stuff I'm writing now. This song is about big afros...of course, and, frankly, I don't think it's that funny.
Hey, foo', we takin' in for crunk landing now,
(Excuse me?)
We be takin' our crew into the Las Angeles Airport,
(And what would be your number?)
Our number would be 9-0-1-2-7,
(Can you see the airport from there because you're not showing up on our radar)
I can't see much of anything, foo, my fro's in the way,
(Your fro?)
Afro brotha!

I got mo' hair than most of them,
Mo' flair than the best of them,
Cared for the less of them,
There somewhere in my tresses, hmm?
What can I say?
Barber stay away,
I don't care if you got specials on Sunday,
Disowned by my friends, forever,
Actually there in my fro, I can't find them, whatever,
I ride with my car windows down,
Cuz when I get around town I would drown in it like a clown,
Since the 70s died out, I am their aftermath,
But it's great cuz when I walk through town people start throwin' cash,
F-R-O,
B-R-O,
No way you're gonna lighten my load,
S-O-B,
It belongs to me,
Like the MC I got mad curlz,
Like da girls,
Top this, Luda,
That's how I'm growin',
I swear it must be 10 feet tall,
World wide,
Hard to hide,
Sir, you gotta wait outside the building,
Fo' real,
I'm hittin' switches,
Gave a call to Guinness,
Have to be 27 yards away every time I pose for pictures,
Can't visit my mother
I make a joke of Undercover Brother,
Cuz I'm cool wit' y'all who got 2 feets and wigs on,

Dedicated to all of those with big afros,
You must respect, don't even start to laugh, no,
It's gettin' bigger and it's gettin' pretty shafty,
My barber, represent, his skills are gettin' crafty,

Dedicated to all of those with big afros,
You must respect, don't even start to laugh, no,
It's gettin' bigger and it's gettin' pretty shafty,
My barber, represent, his skills are gettin' crafty,

I passed a smuffy huffy,
Smashed a hoovie doovie,
Wait until Tuesday and eat a chiggy wiggy,
He's got one my picks,
Where'd you get that?
Time for my meeting with Afros Anonymous,
Rap, a rap rap,
I don't sympathize for baldies and buzz cuts,
You "bout to recognize that I'm freakin' nuts,
Started as a dare so I grew my hair,
Then it got me energized so I took farther,
Let "em see it from a distance,
Already got too many friends stuck in there,
Man steppin' out his car,
Is at risk of gettin hit hard,
When I come his way,
I own the game,
You know the rules,
NBA's got all these short haired fools,
Who get loads of jewels,
And take their wives on cruise,
Take a little snooze,
Wake up in booze,
You got it?
You shouldn't mess wit' a pick the size of my pick,
Hand maded,
Gold plated,
And it won't ever stick,
Don't confuse me, I'm bout to blow,
My homies,

Dedicated to all of those with big afros,
You must respect, don't even start to laugh, no,
It's gettin' bigger and it's gettin' pretty shafty,
My barber, represent, his skills are gettin' crafty,

Dedicated to all of those with big afros,
You must respect, don't even start to laugh, no,
It's gettin' bigger and it's gettin' pretty shafty,
My barber, represent, his skills are gettin' crafty,

You look like a disco king,
Dogg, don't call here anymore,
I'll cut it to smithereens,
Dogg, don't call here anymore,
No, no, no, no,

What up?
It's me,
I ain't at my crib right now,
So you can leave your name and number after the beep,
Unless it's my barber's ugly face,
Ha ha,
Just messin' wit' you.

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Rob-Rizzle - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Take the Comic 2004 and PICK IT UP AGAIN! ROFL!!! u should sign that sick sh** to a label dude!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS!!!!!! :D FIVE-FIVE-FIZZIFTH!

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