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Song Parodies -> "Smith, Agent Smith"

Original Song Title:

"The Watcher"

Original Performer:

Dr. Dre

Parody Song Title:

"Smith, Agent Smith"

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The Lyrics

This is the second track of a project I was doing back in 2003 and 2004, in which I planned to do parodies of every song on Dr. Dre's album The Cronic 2001. My project was called The Comic 2004, but, sadly, I lost interest in the project and never really got around to completing it, so, as it may not be complete, you may still enjoy what I have written. Keep in mind, this stuff is over a year old so, yes, it's not as good as stuff I'm writing now. This song was based on the movie series The Matrix.
Things just ain't the same for agents,
Times are changin' but I still ain't agin',
Just got done with the Matrix's rearrangin',
Get ready for some serious déjà,
The strangest things always happen to happen,
We get these humans and their cocky new half-son,
Poppin' the caps up into my homies and slappin',
Got so many guns on him he can't even zip up his jacket,
I've seen him come,
I've watched him go,
Mr. Anderson, or as they say, Neo,
From a nerdy computer geek to a world wide hero,
Watched fans put his face on cars and yo yos,
Hooked up wit' his honey in the second episode,
Sex and violence, rated R for both,
Me, yeah, I've got a loads of clones,
How many? I don't know,

Everywhere that I be,
Thousands look just like me,
Not always what you see,
Regular guy might be me,
And everywhere I'm installed,
People's lives to recall,
If you wanna live more at all,
I'd suggest you get that phone call,

The humans are out for good,
Ya heard me?
Turnin' their bodies into batteries,
Now humans cannot believe,
Humans cannot see,
The real world that is inhabited by machines,
How would you feel,
If they don't let you refill?
Solar panels so they hid the sun,
But we weren't done so we put em away and didn't spare none,
How fun are we now to run?
They all live fake lives,
With fake wives,
Fake news, fake air, and fake knives,
Cuz in the Matrix they can go round and round,
They're 0 for 6,
Click for click and pound for pound,
While they're really being sucked dry underground,
Down in our human pound,
Creating energy just for us,
And then came along this Morpheus,
Now the chosen one's with him too,

Cuz everywhere that I am,
Give Matrix an exam,
In a tight clench like a clam,
But then Neo comes (kablam),
But everywhere that I go,
Can read the portfolio,
From the Tokyo,
All the way to Mex'co,


Things just ain't the same for agents,
Neo beatin' us up like he was Asian,
At first he could just take one or two,
But now he's challenging the entire slew,
Then he wonders why we come back with more of us,
He thought he killed me when he was savin' Morpheus,
But I've got more lookalikes than Canibus,
It's dangerous to talk to strangers,
But now an easier way to recruit agents,
Grown up, blown up, without rasin',
Blow you up like you was in Berlin,
Can't help reminisce back but it's happenin' again,
Only now this is how it's gonna begin,
This is not like things "round here have been,
It's funny how time flies,
I'm havin' fun just watchin' it fly by,

Everywhere I reside,
Comes Neo and his bride,
He wants us crucified,
Because the world we hide,
But everywhere I am paid,
My clones are all afraid,
Don't wanna see Rambo portrayed,
Life for death, not fair trade.

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