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Song Parodies -> "Herpes Herpes"

Original Song Title:

"Girlie Girlie"

Original Performer:

Dr. Bombay

Parody Song Title:

"Herpes Herpes"

The Lyrics

CHORUS
Herpes Herpes
Something I don't want
From humping in the kitchen
To the people who don't wash
Herpes Herpes
Something I don't need
Loop-dee-loop
It's an S-T-D

Baby, what's the meaning
When you're humping on the ceiling
You said you like to stay in bed
And have sex till the evening
I have to find a girl who isn't chubby like a seal
That's not good for me

CHORUS

Might seem so sweet
Herpes Herpes
Making whoopie with me
Herpes Herpes
Might seem so fine
Herpes Herpes
Loop-dee-loop-dee, baby, it's a filthy STD

Hygiene is important so you don't get old and filthy
Cause most women with STDs are usually under thirty
No one's cleaning, no one's wishing for an STD
That's not good for me

CHORUS

Might seem so sweet
Herpes Herpes
Making whoopie with me
Herpes Herpes
Might seem so fine
Herpes Herpes
Loop-dee-loop-dee, baby, it's a filthy STD

Maybe I could do the morning
Herpes Herpes
Sometimes I can do it all evening
Herpes Herpes
Cause my lady's real delicious
Herpes Herpes
But I have to go and wash my face

CHORUS

Might seem so sweet
Herpes Herpes
Making whoopie with me
Herpes Herpes
Might seem so fine
Herpes Herpes
Loop-dee-loop-dee, baby, it's a filthy STD

Maybe I could hump you on the floor
But I'd have to go wash my face
I might have to clean the floor
If it turns out you have an elephant face
Now I know my STDs, next time won't you sing with me?

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