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Song Parodies -> "The Friendship Begins"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"The Friendship Begins"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

A long long time ago
On the Penn State Shenango campus
I was handing out balloons

And one girl that I gave one to
Suggested that another one
Be given to a Professor named Melissa

But I didn’t know who she was
So I introduced myself to her
She also got a balloon
And she and I clicked instantly

We’ve been best friends ever since then
And the trivia king and queen
We both teamed up as game show hosts
That’s my best friend Missa

Oh, hi, hi Doctor Missa Eaton
I will be your friend
If you will be mine too
We’ll hang out together and accomplish so much
All until the days that we die
All until the days that we die

Did you know that this professor
Originally hails from the Lone Star State?
How’d she end up in Pennsylvania?

Ah, we nearly became neighbors
When she first arrived in the Keystone State
She ended up settling near the park named Buhl

Well, I know her favorite color is blue
And she’s got a brain full of trivia
She knows we’ll never lose
Another game of Jeopardy!

I was struggling academically
When she agreed to mentor me
Before there was such a program there
That’s my best friend Missa

Oh, hi, hi Doctor Missa Eaton
I will be your friend
If you’ll be mine too
We’ll hang out together and accomplish so much
All Until the days that we die
All Until the days that we die

When I first hosted a game of Jeopardy!
She became my first champion
For knowing about Fred Rogers

And when I graduated with my degree
She gave me a bouquet of balloons
Like she did for me three times before

Well, we are still the best of friends
And we’ve attended several events
Including a Penguins game
And a benefit for a mutual friend

And every year for her birthday
I give her balloons and a card
And I also sing to her
That’s my best friend Missa

Oh, hi, hi Doctor Missa Eaton
I will be your friend
If you will be mine too
We’ll hang out together and accomplish so much
All until the days that we die
All until the days that we die

Every July I play host to her
Sometimes I receive some balloons
To help celebrate my own birthday

I would love to sit on the couch
And watch some movies with my best friend
Centering around a common theme

Maybe we might travel to
My native Hampton Roads in Virginia
Go for walks on the beach
And swim in the Atlantic Ocean

Our friendship will never ever end
It’s a friendship that is so special
It all started thanks to balloons
That’s my best friend Missa

And I am singing...

Oh, hi, hi Doctor Missa Eaton
I will be your friend
If you will be mine too
We’ll hang out together and accomplish so much
All until the days that we die
All until the days that we die

Let us be singing
Hi, hi Doctor Missa Eaton
I will be your friend
If you will be mine too
We’ll hang out together and accomplish so much
All that until the days that we die

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