Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Kabul Minute"

Original Song Title:

"New York Minute"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Kabul Minute"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

Osama got up
dressed all in black
went out of his cave
and never came back
they found his clothing
scattered somewhere in Iraq
and he won't be in al queda anymore now..
Afghanistan was his home
killed many boy and girl
he became insane sometime
when he saw our flag unfurled
that day he crossed the line
and he was too much in this world
and I guess it doesn't matter anymore

in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die
in a Kabul minute
Taliban is gonna fry
in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die

He's lying there in the darkness
air raid sirens wail
barricades his cave urgently
he's not going to fail
We'll find you somewhere in this world
We'll be following your trail
The wolf is always at the door

in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die
in a Kabul minute
Taliban is gonna fry
in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die

In these days
bombs fall early
and people rush out
to the borders they must
you better take a fool's advice
give up on your own
cause one day you're here
the next day you're gone

threw his gun around his shoulders
took a walk down through the park
bombs are falling around him
groaning country in the gathering dark
on one solitary bomb, a desperate soldier left his mark
"america's in rage, we'll fight back!"

What the Koran makes cloudy
The US makes very clear
The days were so much brighter
The time that you weren't here
I know there's somebody somewhere
Who'll make Osama disappear
until that day, I have to believe, I believe

in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die
in a Kabul minute
Taliban is gonna fry
in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die
in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die
in a Kabul minute
Taliban is gonna fry
in a Kabul minute
Osama's gonna die

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 3
 3
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   2
 3
 1
 
 4   4
 5
 5
 
 5   4
 2
 4
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/donhenley0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 580