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Song Parodies -> "Drinkin' Beers"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Years"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton (w/ Ricky Van Shelton)
Parody Song Title:
"Drinkin' Beers"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen of amiright, I present my first ever country song parody.
I'll drink everything in cans
Let's start a round for Stan, my man
I'll foot the bill
I get paid this week
I guess I'm stumbling a lot
But at least I ain't on pot
Can I lean on you while I'm drinkin' beers?
Drinkin' pop?--that's for pussies!
Drinkin' tea?--go to Hades!
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And now what is that light?
Shoot, it blinds me
Please show me the bathroom
Let me lean on you while I'm drinkin' beers
Beer is my friend, beer is my lover
Until my stein it runneth over
And my farts will clear the room--that's fun
Yes, I feel like a winner
As long I have a Miller
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
Drinkin' Pabst, and St. Pauli's
Drinkin' down Old Milwaukees
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And if I pass out white, please revive me
With a face slap or two
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
Drooling chins
Just like babies, peed my pants
Howdy, ladies!
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And the table looks shiny
Le' me have another Liney
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
You and me dear
I'll just lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
We'll be drinkin' beers
Let's start a round for Stan, my man
I'll foot the bill
I get paid this week
I guess I'm stumbling a lot
But at least I ain't on pot
Can I lean on you while I'm drinkin' beers?
Drinkin' pop?--that's for pussies!
Drinkin' tea?--go to Hades!
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And now what is that light?
Shoot, it blinds me
Please show me the bathroom
Let me lean on you while I'm drinkin' beers
Beer is my friend, beer is my lover
Until my stein it runneth over
And my farts will clear the room--that's fun
Yes, I feel like a winner
As long I have a Miller
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
Drinkin' Pabst, and St. Pauli's
Drinkin' down Old Milwaukees
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And if I pass out white, please revive me
With a face slap or two
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
Drooling chins
Just like babies, peed my pants
Howdy, ladies!
Bar to bar, we'll be crawlin' all the day
And the table looks shiny
Le' me have another Liney
And I'll lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
You and me dear
I'll just lean on you while we're drinkin' beers
We'll be drinkin' beers
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It's a good one, Bubba.
DKTOS but this was fun to read...5s
DKTOS, sorry Agri.
I'm buying you a round of 5's good job
Anyone who compares me to Joyce automtically gets 5s. So does the parody. I liked the trip down malt memory lane. Liney, I assume, is Linenkugle.
Thanks John! I'll be damned if I can spell Lienenkugel either, nor does it fit with this song, so its familiar nickname had to be used.
DKTOS but scanned well to the lyrics you provided, reminds me of why I don't drink anymore. Oh, avoid Rolling Rock at all costs; the reason it comes in a green bottle is to hide the algae in the beer.
DKTOS - DK Linenkugle, I'll have to work on both I guess, but my hands are occupied... with beer.
(ABC3D) "Drinkin' pop?--that's for pussies!" LOL. Lot of great lines in here. 555.
(ABC) Read it while listening to the video soundtrack ... perfect pacing, great rhymes to the OS, all around fab job! An' the drinkin' beers theme fits the mood o'the OS, in a countryfied kind o'way, Delbert!
(ABC3-D) It wouldn't let me watch the video...lucky for you it was hilarious!
(ABC3-D) The fact that this was set to a country song (and a DP one at that) made it even funnier. Bravo. 555
(ABC3D) - As has been said already, there were a lot of great lines in this and, the pacing is excellent! 555
(ABC3-D) I second what Kristof said, and especially since the lyrics indicated that the OS is a lullaby! This is as good a barfly anthem as "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba (not to mention a LOT more coherent!)
Yee-Haw!
Overdid it imo, the concept sounds too much like "I Like Beer" by Tom T. Hall. But certainly a 5 in the "how funny" category. A little work and you could compete with Ben Colder! -- MM
(ABC3D) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, beer.....
for your first country parody, a good choice of topic, Agri - 555
for your first country parody, a good choice of topic, Agri - 555
Pabst and Old Milwaukee, now you're getting down to my level! A tailgate anthem!
Another of your works mentioned in your tribute. :-)
I'll drink to that. I agree with Kristof the fact that you did the drunken theme to Dolly Parton is great. Very much like your Cow-Tippin' theme to Garth Brooks.
Great
Might have enjoyed it more if I drank beer. But definitely funny, with "Drooling chins Just like babies, peed my pants Howdy, ladies!" my favorite line.
(Artistry) Hey, I've read this one before? Guess beer really does kill brain cells. Nice work.
Yep TCOP, it certainly does--despite my songs about boozingI actually don't drink hardly ever. It was funny, no one particular line sticks out, though the whole pussies, Hades rhyme was brilliant-and I did like the toilet humor reference, though it was appropriately placed and fits in with the drinking theme well.
Nice job here Agri. "Howdy, ladies!" gave me a chuckle. I also agree that your idea and parody fit very well with this OS.
(Artistry) Had me smiling all the way through. For some reason, I really liked the Pauli's / Milwaukees pairing. I raise a pint in your general direction.
Great parody, here! Loved the mentioning of both Pabst Blue ribbon & Milwaukee brews! And this does have a definite 'cowboy' flavor which is always so delightful, Sir !
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