It was 5 till 3 on Thursay, we were waitin in line to go
the people started fainting, and my bladder began to blow,
They said "Go somewhere else, its stinky!",
But I'm gonna have to say,
That I can't hold it, Oh no! It's over,
I had to urinate

Some days you wet your pants,
Go to the toilet if you get the chance,
But sometimes you have less sense,
And then your bladder feels a little too tense,
Gotta loosen up those pants and pee.

I was playin with the baby,
she tipped over my glass of tea,
she started cryin for attention,
I said "Honey I gotta go pee"
She threw a bottle of milk across the state,
And just wouldn't let me go,
And now I know that my bladder,
Just can't take the weight.

Some days you wet your pants,
Go to the toilet when you get the chance.
But sometimes you have less sense,
Then your bladder feels a little too tense,
Gotta loosen up those pants and pee,
Gotta loosen up those pants and pee.