Carly, Sam, and Freddie were the best of friends
All through their high school days
All took part in iCarly
A show that's watched every day
After adoration the three teens went out lookin' for their next big break
But they looked all around this town and Nevel's who they'd face

Well it wasn't one hour after she got summoned that Carly started being harassed
She had her hair sniffed and was danced with but that wouldn't make time pass
Well she finally got the nerve to soil Nevel's face
She pushed the twerp out of her way
But he walked right through that tapenade
And said she will rue the day

Right away Sam and Freddie ran in from the quarters
To help their friend with her plight
They held Carly's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide, Nevel had to die

Goodbye World
You feel the rue?
We'll do the same thing to you, Nevel

The Plain White T's were on after that
They were slated to perform on the show
Then they almost got cancelled but said, "Don't give up ladies
if you catch that nub let us know"
Well the hours went by
And Carly, Sam and Freddie
Plotted Nevel's big downfall
And it turns out he was caught by the army and the show wasn't cancelled at all

So the kids got more fans but that crazy young man was persistent in making them cry
He tried fake contest and Mandy the pest
But the kids don't lose sleep at night
'cause Nevel had to die

Goodbye Nerd
We need a break
Is that all you can take nerd
We'll get revenge, you cannot avenge nerd
You hacked our site
We'll get you back alright, nerd!

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