Who doesn’t know what I’m talking about
Who’s never been bugged, who’s never had to pout
About that neighbor that won’t leave them alone
Always coming over, calling them on the phone

You can try to run, but they will follow
Wherever you hide that person will know
They stalk you all night and all day
And whatever you do, they just won’t go away.

You need to be in different places
Far away from him or her
You need a lawyer for those cases
To keep them away for ever

He was her neighbor as a child
Around him she never smiled
At being stupid he is the best
Causing everyone so much stress

They need to be in different places
Far away from him should be her
She needs a lawyer for those cases
To keep him away for ever
To keep him away forever

As I walk away, she yells “help me, please!”
I turn and say “I’m leaving, I’ve got the keys”
I said it didn’t seem like a lot long ago
When I stood there and told him I’ll shoot if he doesn’t go

We need to be in different places
Far away from him are me and her
We need a lawyer for those cases
To keep him away for ever
To keep him away for ever
To keep him away for ever
(Different Places)
Away forever
To keep him away for ever
(Different Places)