Song Parodies -> I Cut Myself
| Original Song Title: | "I Touch Myself" |
| Original Performer: | Divinyls |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Cut Myself" |
| Parody Written by: | Sad Cutter |
i hate myself, i know no one loves me
when i'm feeling down, i need to hurt me
i've searched myself, i've tried to love me
oh, but i'm in hell, nothing can save me
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no...oh no
i make a cut, and the blood starts running
there's no sun in this world of mine
i push the blade down, and i start laughing
for just a moment, i am fine
i close my eyes, and know theres nothing for me
i wish i could die, oh, cuz they all ignore me
so, now, i bleed, oh, razor, i adore you
and no one will see, oh, this i assure you
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no....oh no
i hate myself, i know no one loves me
when i'm feeling down, i need to hurt me
i've searched myself, i've tried to love me
oh, but i'm in hell, nothing can save me
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no....oh no
i hate me
i try, but i just fail
when i think about it
i cut myself
owww! owwww! owwww! *sobbing*
life, it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
no one cares that i do
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
no one cares that i do
i cut myself
when i'm feeling down, i need to hurt me
i've searched myself, i've tried to love me
oh, but i'm in hell, nothing can save me
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no...oh no
i make a cut, and the blood starts running
there's no sun in this world of mine
i push the blade down, and i start laughing
for just a moment, i am fine
i close my eyes, and know theres nothing for me
i wish i could die, oh, cuz they all ignore me
so, now, i bleed, oh, razor, i adore you
and no one will see, oh, this i assure you
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no....oh no
i hate myself, i know no one loves me
when i'm feeling down, i need to hurt me
i've searched myself, i've tried to love me
oh, but i'm in hell, nothing can save me
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
oh, it's just me, and nobody else
oh no...oh no....oh no
i hate me
i try, but i just fail
when i think about it
i cut myself
owww! owwww! owwww! *sobbing*
life, it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
life it sucks, and it always will
when i think about it, i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
no one cares that i do
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
i cut myself
no one cares that i do
i cut myself
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534. Don't know if you are serious about this ( in your own real life ), so I had to give a 3 for funny. If you want to see something WAY MORE DEPRESSING ( that is, if you are not going to commit suicide over it ), check this out ( shameless plug ). http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nineinchnails15.shtml PS- I'm serious about this, one of the most depressing parodies probably in Amirights history.
hey i liked this and i write alot of poems like this and i hope that whatever your felling goes away but probably wont cuz i go through it and its still with me on my arm everyday!!!sincerly,,someone u dont know but someone you'd like 2 know ,,p.s.good luck in everything u do in life :)
Its pretty funny but i think my version is funnier
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