Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Scratch Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"I Scratch Myself"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

I swear, this started out as an innocent song!
I wash myself, always shower daily
And sometimes my skin, gets all dry and scaly
I lotion up, sometimes it helps a bit
Sometimes I itch and I throw a hissy fit

When I've tried, everything else
When my body itches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no

Now sometimes, im outside in public
At my job, or I'm in a class
I'll get an urge to start-a-scratchin'
Got an itch on my ass

The people stare, and say that they're grossed out
They'd rather die, or get their undies hosed out
They say leave it be, it will soon go away
But I think they're all fools, I'll take care of this my way

When I've tried, everything else
When my hinder itches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no

I'll line my shorts with soothing relief cream
I use more Cru-ex than a whole basketball team
I'll scrub myself, that's not euphemism
If I scratch too much, i just might go to prison

When I've tried, everything else
When my package itches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no

(spoken)
I'm itchy, and I've tried everything else
I guess I'm gonna have to scratch myself
Ooohh...ooohh....ooohhh...AAAAHHHHH!!

When I've tried, everything else
When my bodyitches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no




Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This was up to scratch.
Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work!
pickle - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It makes me want to scratch just thinking about it!
Daniel Wynhoff - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Awsome this warped my innocent 11 year oldmind you should check out my version I Cut Myself

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/divinyls0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 755