Take the National Express, travelling fast is the best
It can make those miles
Watch the cat eyes get near
As its carefully steered, just a bit too wide
All you passengers thrown, from your seats as the coach
Skims along its side
Though the feeling gets grim
When your loosing a limb, from that ashphalt slide
Another tragedy

"ba ba ba da...Yeh"
"ba ba ba da... Uh-uh"
"ba ba ba da... Alright!"
Who knows, if they'll, get there in peace?

On the National Express, see the driver with stress
And the casualties
Still, they'd like to reveal, that the onboard packed meal
Has a roll for free
Reaching speeds off the dial, plus the bursting of tyres
Makes the jour-ney brief (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get smiles, from those left in the aisle
With your shattered teeth
Another tragedy....

"ba ba ba da...Yeh"
"ba ba ba da... Uh-uh"
"ba ba ba da... Alright!"
Who'd know, their fares were air - born free

Tomorrows a mystery

When your badly black and blue
With somebody's blood on you
And you journey ends in stress
Thank the folk of .... the National Express

On the National Express, Let's go........