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Song Parodies -> "Pay Our Debts"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Our Debts"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Pay...our...debts, pay our debts, we should put it on our crest
We’re the Lannisters - you’re with us, or you die like all the rest
Filthy rich, as you know, so hope gold is what we owe
But you catch us with our sister, you’ll fly out the window, mister
Should you play games of thrones, be the winner or be bones
Cause that’s the prize for being second best
You’ll want to keep your head (unlike our old pal Ned)
We pay our debts, pay our debts, pay our debts

Pay our debts! Pay our debts! Ask the Starks and they’ll attest!
That whole fam-lee’s sure a Lannister will always slay your pets!
Spill our drink! Eat our snack! And we’ll put you on the rack!
If you cut us off in traffic, your demise will be quite graphic!
As we scheme for the crown, we’re not caught with our pants down
Cause if we do you’ll shoot us in the chest!
Leave up the toilet seat, Cersei will send a fleet
To pay our debts! Pay our debts! Pay our debts!

Life can be demanding...when you’ve landed in King’s Landing...
It’s unwise to think allies are what they seem...
Ah, those good old days when folks were truthful...
Now you’re just a pawn in someone’s scheme
One who’s decent and trusting
Needs crap-tons of adjusting
Needing secrets, lies, and other useful skills
Your head’s displayed atop the castle
The boy king’s f*cking crazy
Said he’d spare you? Oops-a-daisy!

They’re our debts! They’re our debts! They’re our promises and threats!
And you’ll heed them if you want your head to stay right where it rests!
Ramsay Snow! Walder Frey! We will always find a way!
If you cast a mere glance at us, we’ll rain pain upon you, gratis!
Hear us sing! Hear us roar! Hear your head plop on the floor!
Cause that’s what really makes us good and wet!
When we hear wedding bells, our gift is red as hell!
We pay our debts! Okay, let’s
Send regards with our regrets!
Pay our debts! Pay our debts! Pay our debts!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 20

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 4   2
 5   8

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Jeff Reuben - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Going to be a long winter waiting two years for GoT to start up again :)
Logan the Amazing - October 21, 2017 - Report this comment
OMG, this is HILARIOUS. Thank you for making such a wonderful parody!
Peter Andersson - October 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Down with Whitey Walkers!
Phil Alexander - October 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Another brilliant addition to the Prez library :-)

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