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Song Parodies -> "Shark Week Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Darkwing Duck Theme"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Shark Week Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Shark Week sucks if you're a) in the water, and b) not a shark. I've been wanting to do this one since last year.
Swimming in the beach-y sea
Golden-sun L.A.
Soon you see a dorsal,
Something bites your leg
Cue the John Williams theme
Now you’re Bruce’s lunch

(Run, Quint, run!)
Shark Week sucks
(When there's bubbles, your heart rate doubles, you…)
Shark Week sucks
(Sharks. Get. Dangerous.)
Shark Week sucks
(Breakfast, dinner, lunch!)

Gonna need a bigger boat
See that dorsal rise
Who's that cunning man behind?
It’s Quint, I hope I’m right
Nowhere in the brochure
Said bad sharks would run amuck

Ow, my arm!
(Shark Week sucks)
Look out!
(When shark's trouble, you hear JW)
Shark Week sucks
(Hands. For. Break-a-fast.)
Shark Week sucks
(Better watch out, you “pool sharks“)
Shark Week sucks!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice! I'm gonna try to get my own "Shark Week" tune out this week. This one was a lot of fun!
Jeff Reuben - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny! Enjoyed the song, especially with the Darkwing Duck theme! I was in the same boat, writing (and recording) a Shark Week song last July but waiting until now (tomorrow) to release.
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice, but also reminded me that "Sharknado 4" is coming in July! The German version "Sky Sharks" comes out next year, but involves Nazis riding aerial sharks and attacking at least one airliner! Watch the bloody trailer on YouTube. 555
Jonathan - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
personally I'd rather meet Darkwing Duck than a shark! 5's
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I loved that line in the "Most Interesting Man In the World" commercials: "Sharks have a week dedicated to him." But Sharks shouldn't have their own week. Maybe if they'd beaten the Penguins to win the Stanley Cup, but they didn't.

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