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Song Parodies -> "Trump"
Original Song Title:
"Gaston"
Original Performer:
Disney Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Trump"
Parody Written by:
Don Milne
The Lyrics
Trump: He's our 21st Century Gaston!
Trump:
Those pundits have tangled with the wrong man!
Lackey:
Darn right.
Trump:
No one says "no" to Sir Trump!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Lackey:
More hair?
Trump:
No, bear! Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Lackey:
Who, you? Never! Trump Sir, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sir Trump
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Sir Trump
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man on earth as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Sir Trump
No one's pricked as Sir Trump
No one's skull’s as incredibly thick as Sir Trump’s
For there's no man on earth half as Trumply
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Chumley
And they'll tell you whose payroll they like to be on!
Lackey and Chorus:
No one's flush like Sir Trump
Likes to gush like Sir Trump
Lackey:
No one's got a swell thatch in his hair like Sir Trump
Sir Trump:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lackey and Chorus:
My what a guy, our Sir Trump!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Lackey:
Sir Trump is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Sir Trump
Waxes trite like Sir Trump
Lackey:
In a shouting match nobody bites like Sir Trump!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as surly and pompous
Sir Trump:
As you see I've got greatness to spare
Lackey:
Not a bit of him's modest or quiet
Sir Trump:
That's right!
With ev'ry last inch of scalp’s covered with hair!
Chorus:
No one hits like Sir Trump
Throws a fit like Sir Trump
Lackey:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Sir Trump
Trump:
I'm especially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Sir Trump!
Trump:
When I was a lad I spent four hundred grand
Ev'ry morning to help me feel large.
And now that I'm grown I spend eight hundred grand
So my ego’s the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Sir Trump
No one spews like Sir Trump
Marries beauts like Sir Trump
Lackey:
Then goes tromping around spending loot like Sir Trump
Trump:
I use mirrors in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Sir Trump!
Those pundits have tangled with the wrong man!
Lackey:
Darn right.
Trump:
No one says "no" to Sir Trump!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Lackey:
More hair?
Trump:
No, bear! Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Lackey:
Who, you? Never! Trump Sir, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sir Trump
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Sir Trump
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man on earth as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Sir Trump
No one's pricked as Sir Trump
No one's skull’s as incredibly thick as Sir Trump’s
For there's no man on earth half as Trumply
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Chumley
And they'll tell you whose payroll they like to be on!
Lackey and Chorus:
No one's flush like Sir Trump
Likes to gush like Sir Trump
Lackey:
No one's got a swell thatch in his hair like Sir Trump
Sir Trump:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lackey and Chorus:
My what a guy, our Sir Trump!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Lackey:
Sir Trump is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Sir Trump
Waxes trite like Sir Trump
Lackey:
In a shouting match nobody bites like Sir Trump!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as surly and pompous
Sir Trump:
As you see I've got greatness to spare
Lackey:
Not a bit of him's modest or quiet
Sir Trump:
That's right!
With ev'ry last inch of scalp’s covered with hair!
Chorus:
No one hits like Sir Trump
Throws a fit like Sir Trump
Lackey:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Sir Trump
Trump:
I'm especially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Sir Trump!
Trump:
When I was a lad I spent four hundred grand
Ev'ry morning to help me feel large.
And now that I'm grown I spend eight hundred grand
So my ego’s the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Sir Trump
No one spews like Sir Trump
Marries beauts like Sir Trump
Lackey:
Then goes tromping around spending loot like Sir Trump
Trump:
I use mirrors in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Sir Trump!
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pretty good 545
At this point, Trump holds the Independent trump card (pun intended) against the Republicans. If not validated by his fellow party members, he could throw the election Hillary's way with an Indy split. Republicans increasingly rely on Indies that vote right.
A good message telling the voters "don't vote for Trump".
I really wanted to like this, and there are some nice lines, but there's far too much of the original in it without the lines really being relevant to Trump.
If I were to use these lyrics in a cover song and credit you... would that be OK?? Thanks!!
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