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Song Parodies -> "Kelle and Keith"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:

Disney Song

Parody Song Title:

"Kelle and Keith"

Parody Written by:

Queen AmenRa

The Lyrics

This is a parody I wrote about a bad roommate experience in college.
Tale as old as time-
True as it can be
I need to get some rest;
Tomorrow there's a test
In U.S. History.
Just a little sound
Wakes me from my sleep.
It was just Kristine,
But who else do I see?:
Kelly and Keith.

Go to Kristine's room.
Have myself a cry.
Keith, don't come in here-
I'm still shedding tears.
Talking won't make things better.

"I didn't know you liked me.
I want to be your friend.
I saw Kelly today
And I thought, Oh hey!
She is really hot!"
But she'll only be
His flavor of the week.
What goes around
Comes back around
To Kelly, from Keith.

It could never last.
Keith hangs on to his past.
(But for now, it's) Kelly and Keith.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Now here, the title has 4 beats ("kel-ee and keith"), as opposed to "byu-tee and the beast"---5 beats. Why not have the line be "Kelly and The Keith"? That will keep the pacing intact. Hope you don't think I am picking on you, Queen, just trying to help. Don't be frustrated.
Queen AmenRa - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
But whenever I sing it I use five beats: "Ke-elly and Keith" Oh well!

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