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Song Parodies -> "We're In-Bred"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Disney's Beauty And The Beast

Parody Song Title:

"We're In-Bred"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Parody # 100
(Jerry Springer's Guests Sing) We're In-Bred

(Jerry Springer:)

Hot damn, ladies and gents, it's from the deepest south and in-bred backwoods that our guests come from tonight. So now we're warning you to prepare, don't cough up a lung, as the Springer Show loudly presents: Our family!

{Papa and Mama, Uncle Ted, Bubba and his sister come on stage to raucous uproar}

(MAMA):

We're... in...bred
We're inbred
Our whole fam'ly shares a bed
My poor mother had three eyes and ears
Just like my Uncle Ted

(Uncle Ted)

Genes are pure,
That's fer sure
And just part of our allure
Though our gray stuff is delinquent
We're on Springer very frequent

(Bubba)

Where we fight,
And we curse
Damn and hell, shit, even worse
On a Springer even Satan fears to tread

(Papa)

My son just slapped his sister

(Mama)

Dropped his pants and kissed her

(Family chorus)

We're inbred
We're inbred
We're inbred

(Brother)

It's taboo
Me and she
But we live in Tennessee

(Sister)

Be prepared
To gawk and stare
At very scary oddities

(Mama)

Got five toes
On your hand?
Use your webbed feet like a fan?

We're quite moody and repulsive
But the urge is so compulsive

(Bubba)

People joke
That we're sick
'Cause my sister has a dick

(Sister)

But it never goes to waste
While we're in bed

(Papa)

Some people say we're crass
'Cause birthmarks on our ass
Say "We're In-bred"

(Sister)

I feel blessed
That my hiney may suggest

(Family chorus)

We're inbred
We're inbred
We're inbred

(Springer)

We so don't deserve it
But the ratings say "MORE PERVERTS!"
What's a show without some ho's to get it on?

Oh, those boring days when we were tasteful
Thankfully we now have pimps and johns

For years we've been trusting
Viewers like it more disgusting
We would surely drop our pants if it would thrill

Some days there's no way around the hassle
Crabby tattooed ladies...
And the show goes straight to Hades

(Family)

We're In-bred
We're in-bred

(Papa)

Every night I'm in the shed

Drink some "corn"
And watch some porn
Then climb a stump for "Missus Ed"

We will flirt
She'll want feed
Just like gals of every breed

But with chicks there's always fallout
In this case, it's 'clean her stall out'...

Flies will swarm
Crap it's hot
Wish she'd learn to use a pot

Give it up and head out to the still instead

I'll meet my cousin Sue
Maybe a hump or two
'Cause we're in-bred
We're inbred
We're inbred....

(Mama)

We're inbred, we're inbred
Laws demand that we not wed

(Papa)


We've been scorned
Since we've had sev'ral babies born
With extra heads

(Bubba)

Do not squeal
Don't be shocked
Those extra heads are in their jocks

(Sister)

And if handled right when growing
Keeps us ladies really glowing........

(Springer)

No..Re...Morse?

(Papa)

Not a one

(Sister)

Want to come and have some fun?

(Mama)

Would you join us as we slip off to our bed?

(Springer)

Afraid I won't go near that
'Cause you've made it clear that
You're In-Bred!

(Audience)

You're In-Bred
You're In-bred

JEEZZZ YOU'RE IN- BRED!!!
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Matthias - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I looked forward to reading the rest of this after you PMed the first portion of this song, this is spectacular! Amazing! White Trashiffic! My absolute favorite "Be Our Guest" on the web
Adagio - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What shocking people! I know you needed it to fit the parody, but Tennessee is my home. lol 5's
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Son In Law 2 awesome job here! 555!
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
what a riot...congrats on 100
Yoidy - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This had me laughing like a rocking trailer! 555
Meriadoc - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Congrats on parody #100.
Red Ant - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Dee, this is superb. I almost spit out my coffee reading "We've been scorned/Since we've had sev'ral babies born/With extra heads". The birthmarks line was also a LOL. Too funny, and I loved having the whole family and Springer sing this. Congratulations on hitting the century mark with an awesome piece of writing. 555.
Matthias - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah fergot teh mention, grit job at reeching one hunder
John Barry - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a scream! Congrats on 100.
AFW - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
A fine operetta of incest
Dee Range - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Matthias, your White Trash Story was a good kick in the butt to finish this. Adagio, you are so right about using Tennessee to rhyme in the story. I spent a few months in Nashville, and loved it. And no matter what state I used here, I was going to offend somebody, unfortunately. Jack Wilson, alvin rhodes, Yoidy, Meriadoc, Red Ant John Berry, and AFW...thanks from here. This kinda scared me, writing this, with the ease that the ideas popped into my head. Unlike Shirley McClain, who was always famous in her previous lives, it looks like I was in this family in a previous life...if not this one.
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW, that is a tour-de-force - and firstly congrats for the flawless pacing which was impossible to stumble on at any point - and secondly I'm so glad I didn't take up your kind offer, because I would have compromised the quality of this masterpiece, and then felt ashamed at piggy-backing on all the kudos you deserve for this - some sublime lines but cleaning Missus Ed's stalls out takes the prize - brilliant Dee - 555
Dee Range - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, Stu. Hope you had a chance to listen to that Aussie band I found in the comedy genre at Garageband.com. "Fat Kids", their song, is shooting up the chart and will be a serious contender...quite hilarious. You may have already heard it, it won a contest down under already.
TJC - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Just discovered this beaut! Fantastic on every level... TMGLTM, but "Climb a stump for Mrs. Ed" and "those extra heads are in their jocks" my faves!

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