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Song Parodies -> "Obsessive AmIWriter's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest!"

Original Performer:

Disney's Beauty And The Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Obsessive AmIWriter's Song"

Parody Written by:

Da Real Onez Guyz

The Lyrics

[WRITER #1]
I'm the best, I'm the best -- as my vote count will attest
People voting leaves me gloating, smug and puffing out my chest
Without peer! This is know for my vote count tells me so...
For on earth there's nothing sweeter than to have a ton of readers
With each vote that I get I can feel myself get wet...
(Ooh -- another vote! And see? My pants are messed...)
Just check the 'Author's Page' -- you'll see I'm all the rage, yes
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!

I'll take 1s, 2s or 3s 'cause they're all the same to me --
Just be sure to leave a rating so my stature's guaranteed
Don't leave notes, I don't care what critiques you have to share:
"...blah-blah-blah... could be more witty..."
"...yada-yada... really shitty..."
I won't care what you wrote long as I have got your vote
So my vote count will stand high above the rest
So keep your 5-5-5s, the vote counts prove that I've
Now been assessed as the best
-- in the North, South, East or West --
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!

[WRITER #2]
I'm the best, I'm the best -- as my av'rage will attest
Four-point nine-nine three years running (I, for one, am quite impressed)
For I write not for fun, but to stay at NumberOne
If it has a chance you'll '3' it, then I'll never let you see it
And I'm far too hard-core to abide a '5-5-4'
No, each time a perfect score must be my quest
My public validates me by the way they rate me
I'm the best, yes the best, I'm the best!

When I write, I'm uptight, for I have to get it right --
I can't eat, and I can't sleep, and I am often up all night;
If it's flawed, just a bit, I refuse to hit 'SUBMIT'
And if I can't seem to fix it, then alas, I must deep-six it
I've wrote lots that I love, but when pushing comes to shove
If I think they're 5-4-5's, then they're suppressed
My creativity's held in captivity
So I'll be best! Yes, I'm stressed, but the best!

[WRITER #3]
Life's a little brighter when you know you are a writer
With the skill to use your quill to make a smile --
Generously sharing of your talents
Keeps alive your playful inner child...
YET when you are writing, it is so much more exciting
If your ego gets inflated, stroked, enhanced!
Stripped of puffed-up egos, we are nothing!
And if you should doubt me,
Look, this next verse is about me:

I'm the best, I'm the best, as my comments will attest.
Like:
"HILARIOUS!"
"OUTSTANDING!"
and
"GOOD GOD AM I IMPRESSED!"
Chuck, in case you erase the entire database,
I've made copies of my kudos (it's the prudent thing to do), so
If we crash, I'll retype each and every line of hype
(Well, the fawning ones -- I'll edit out the rest)
So people still can read how folks admire me
Cause I'm the best, I'm the best,
I'M THE BEST!

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Total Votes: 14

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Arwen - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy Cow, perfect stranger who I've no clue who you are! At the risk of sounding a bit obvious...you ARE the best! This rocks my socks!!! Excellent! 5s...=)
Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Who knew "Ones" was so good? I'm not sure if I should have given you the 5's I just did, but you certainly deserve them!
Leah Shamus - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh thanks, darlin'. I'm glad if it gave you a chuckle. But no, YOU da best!
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I find myself agreeing with The Empress and The High Priestess!
Empress Arwen - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, duh! Who wouldn't...; )
Leanne O'Shay - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash and Johnny D!

And hey, Ash, by the way, I'm (we're?) not "Ones Guy" -- I'm/we're 'DA REAL Onez Guyz' -- don't confuse me/us with THAT one, and don't hate us because we're snooty-full (what does that mean? I dunno... I spent all the funny on this and M*A*S*H -- haven't eaten or slept all night...)
Claude Prez - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"GOOD GOD AM I IMPRESSED!"
Leo 'Onez Guyz' Jay - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(for those who hadn't figured it out yet...)

Thanks, Claude Prez!
Arwen - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
No....Way....
Bob O'Mara - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome! This topped my list of parodies about AmIRight and voting. I especially enjoyed reading the line "Now been assessed as the best -- in the North, South, East or West --"....that flowed so perfectly! Superb!
Ravyn Rant - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(~sniff~) This was so good, it makes me wanna kneel down and pray...I'm gonna go build a shrine...oops, I mean get back to work!
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Generally, I refuse to vote if I don't know the song - let this be one of the exceptions to my rule. This was good.
Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo! You are such a little shit. A wonderful, fabulous, amazing, and oh-so talented little shit. But a little shit all the same.
Leo Jay - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen: No, "whey"

Bob O'M: Thank you, good sir. Any appreciation of my masterful way with words is always... um... appreciated...

Ravyn: Yes, get back to work(ing on parodies...)

RJP: Honored to be an exception...
Lit Aux Jaie - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashbabe: Just a little one? I'm offended!

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