-> "Unwelcome Guest"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Disney/Ashman and Menken
Parody Song Title:
"Unwelcome Guest"
The Lyrics
Dispossessed
Dispossessed
From the White House please divest
Your rejection this election means
Our prayers have been blessed.
Hit the road
Don’t be slowed
Find yourself a new zip code
Make a Moscow expedition
To avoid your extradition
Take the wife,
Ev’ry kid,
Of each one we would be rid
But your assets for back taxes we've assessed
Go on, better get rolling
You’re beyond consoling
Dispossessed
Be depressed
Dispossessed.
Be away
Seize the day
Get on going, don’t delay
Prosecutors stand in wait
For the crimes you’ll have to pay
Hoping you
Meet your fate
At the hands of those you hate
All your whining and complaining
We now find so entertaining
Don’t break stride
Step aside
Try to run or try to hide
But it’s clear in here no more can you reside
Just find a new address
It’s time we fix your mess
Now move along
Out by dawn
We'll mark you as a bygone
Move along
Move along
Move along
You're so undeserving
Of the kindness we're observing
It's not right without a fight you're not in jail
But we hope that you'll still face confinement
For your crimes that went beyond the pale.
Now see what the gauge is
For those kids you held in cages
Don't think 'prison', think it’s your 'enshrinement'
For one so void of couth and refinement
Balding fat and lazy
And to top it off you're crazy
Be our guest
In arrest
For the votes you have suppressed
We protest all the unrest
That your bigotry expressed
So vamoose
Be recluse
We won’t hear further excuse
Those indictments we’re preparing
For the jail cell you’ll be sharing
Just abscond
With the blonde
And those other dolts you spawned
Take off now and find a new hole to infest
So don’t procrastinate
You wretched profligate
You failed the test
Jail the pest
Jail the pest
Jail the pest
Get afar
Burnt-out star
Say good-bye, not au revoir
Having you around has been so quite bizarre
So we take heart
You’ll depart
Worlds to chart
Ten light years is a good start
To the galaxies a-glowing
When you get there
Keep on going
Toodle-oo
Adios
Of you we have overdosed
Your absence is the thing that brings us to our rest
So when you get a move on
We can get our groove on
Dispossessed
Dispossessed
Dispossessed.
Unwelcome guest!
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