As soon as you hit de forty
Is starting de end of fun
De young folks get all de glory
De old get de VH-1
Just check out de crusty geezer
He look like de living dead
He should be in life of leisure
You know what he is instead --

Over de hill! Over de hill!
Open my eyes, and it's a surprise
Dat I'm breathing still
When you are young it's panty raids
Over de hill you score Rolaids
No more be hyper, put on de diaper
Over de hill!

De tings start to come out crazy
I don' want to say which end
You start to be fat and lazy
De doctor become your friend
Young folks eat de meat like tiger
De heart attack is dey goal
Now you got to eat de fiber
De Grape Nuts are in de bowl
UH-oh!

Over de hill! Over de hill!
My stools are rocking, now dat I'm stocking
Metamu-cil!
When you are young it's drugs and booze
Over de hill like slugs we snooze
Sit in de rocker, go see de doctor
Over de hill! (Over de hill)
Over de hill! (Over de hill)
Pleasure is foreign, when you are snorin'
To Dr. Phil (Dr. Phil-il-il-il)
Even de mergin' traffic chap
He get de urge and start to nap
Life can be smashing, when you are crashing
Over de hill!

De neck it de wreck
De back make de crack
De spine not so fine; me all out of whack
De eyes tell de lies
De ear not to hear
De hair it not there no moooooooo'
De knees beggin' please
De butt in de rut
De heart barely start, it no make de cut
De legs and de feet
Dey say take a seat
And oh below don't groooooow!

Over de hill! Over de hill!
Each little punk'll hope dat his uncle
Leave a good will
What do dey got, a body tanned?
We get de cold proctology hand
I sure is hoping dey will stop probing
Over de hill
I am insisting, stop wit de fisting
Over de hill
You can't get freaky, when you're all creaky
Dat's why you docile, when you a fossil
We got arthritis, you got to guide us
Over de hill!!!!