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Song Parodies -> "I'll Make a Man Out of you"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make a Man Out of You"

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"I'll Make a Man Out of you"

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The Lyrics

The ballad of the sex-change doctor and his patients...
Let's get down to business - no more of the toys.
Did they send us more girls who want to be boys?
They're the saddest bunch I've ever met...
You can bet by the time we're through,
Madames, I'll make some men out of you.

Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within,
Once you find your center
You are sure to win!
You're a feminine, pathetic lot
But, still, you've more than a clue
Somehow I'll make some men out of you

And now you're gonna see your rod,
Say goodbye to the cave; you'll miss "she"
Boy, was I a fool in school for sleepin' 'round
This guy's gonna make a diff'rent bod'.
Hope he doesn't mess up; piss me!
Now I can feel myself sinking, going down...

Be a man
We must be tough as a raging river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Yet dumb as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing until the woman is gone
Heed my every order and she'll have a shlong.
You're unsuited as a primping girl...
Now wake up, go home; we're through!
Now that we have made men out of you...!

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 15

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