-> "Simon Cowell's Theme"
Original Song Title:
"Be Prepared" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Simon Cowell's Theme"
I never saw a diva’s potential
Those dudes just want labels and fame
Like Britney, but much dimmer’s differential
They have pride, but need lessons, and brains
(You! Spew! Doo! Through!)
Your songs in the shower gain attention
Cause you sound like a warthog’s backside
You think you’ll be star? Did I mention…
Sung words have just shattered my mind
It’s clear by your Snoop Dogg impressions
It bites, and the good parts are scarce
But we’re letting geeks do auditions
William Hung looks like Opera compared!
So prepare for your seconds of screen time
Wake me up when done singing, I’ll snooze
12 pounds of mascara
Won’t win you tiara
“Dawg’s whack, Git the picture?”
Like Frankenstein’s creature
Your vocals are horrid
Made Enya sound morbid
Only Paula would think you won’t lose
Even Seacrest got horribly scared
“Hey! Sing Impaired!
I’m Sing Impaired?!
“I went deaf cause you sing”
“Yo dawg, you is sick”
“Poor Enya, you just killed them…
No media will let yeh sing
Try out for Survivor!
Who up next?!
Come out here and sing!
Hi. My name is…
Just freaking sing!
You’re off-key, and you sound like a banshee!
Ears didn’t ring!
(Randy and Paula)
Just let him sing!
Just let him sing!!!!
(Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!)
Dawg you's better than expected
I’m sure you will sell a record
Kid’s no pro
Song prefect it
Your voice is no beauty
Your future in music comprises
A costumed rat, Chuck E. Cheese
Argue, but son my advice is…
YOU WON’T GET A JOB WITHOUT ME!!!!
So despair at fools our of country
And beware of the quirkiest scum
(Ooooh! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
With some vicious ranting
The crowds will be chanting
Contestants will yowl
Then fight Simon Cowell
I’m king of talent show
Rejections will not slow
A mean, and notorious ham
Yes! My remarks, and accent is bad
(Ooo, oooo, ooo, ooo)
Please Be Sad!!!
(Randy and Paula)
Yes! His remarks and accent is bad
Bwa ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
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