-> "Meet the Press"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"Meet the Press"
Meet the press. "Meet the Press".
Put your campaign to the test.
Russert's tanked he's also cranky
And today you are his guest.
Tax the rich? Pull the troops?
Holes are there so find the loops.
Try the vague route it's the quickest
And make SURE your hair is slickest
911, show you grief. Then laugh at "boxer or brief?"
If you do not know an answer laugh and guess!
You hope to win this scrimmage? Better prep that image!
Meet the press! Meet the press! Meet the press!
"Exxon oil sent you cash? That's why that bill didn't pass"
Talk the dance of circumstance or you will take it up the ass.
You're alone. Don't look scared! Your speechwriter is prepared.
Counteract the kiddies you hurt.
Crack jokes with Colbert and Stewart.
Try to coax while you smile.
Let your hair down for awhile!
You're the boss of gravitas and truthiness!!
Fend off their shots and then show
What you got on Leno.
Meet the press. Wow you're blessed! Opponent's man messed a dress!
Meet the press, Sweet! The press. Meet the press.
Times they sure ain't stunning
For a candidate that's running
Fly's the wind without a friend to toosh the tish
Ah those good ole days in local office.
How the hell did I get into this?
Ten years I've been going
Rep my district while tiptoeing
Get my salary while trying to blend in!
Most days I'd just gamble with the newbies.
10 on gerrymander! Now I'm Lamar Alexander?
It's the press! Shit! The press!
Where's our man?! Why's he undressed?!!
Curse the booker! PAY that hooker!
I can tell, hell, I'M the best!
With dessert he will speak. Let's all hope he doesn't tweek.
Hope his cold heart doesn't show. Brr!
Please God let him do it sober.
Press conference, at your home
Dig your past with fine-toothed comb
"Does he have a gay son?" My God they're obsessed!!
I've got so much to do! We've got Oprah at 2.
Let's work the press (jerk the press) Shirk the press (make em guess)
Meet the press! Meet the press! There's momentum on this quest
You've conquered Geraldo, Cooper, and Chris Matthews' hornet's nest.
Lordy you found a niche, made the primaries your bitch
Now get red votes blast Osama
Then get blue votes quote Obama
SHOW BY SHOW
Cheer by cheer
Till it's time, November's HERE!
And we champ-i-on assured poll booth success!
Congrats my boy you've done it
All that's left's to run it
Meet the press! Meet the press! Meet the press! We meet the press!
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