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Song Parodies -> "She Loves Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"She Loves Meat"

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The Lyrics

Once again I have to thank my good buddy Red (Meat) Ant for supplying the idea for this one, so thank you ole' Ant Burger
(Chef spoken)
"Welcome to Che' Carnivore'
It is sure worth the price
To taste my treasures
But for you, it's free tonight
So now Grab my tenderloins
No need for silverware
As the slaughter house proudly presents
Your dinner"

(Chef sung)


She Loves Meat

It's my ladies favorite treat
From Pastrami to Salami
Thinks that meat cannot be beat

Bacon Links
Spam From Jars
She's the brand new Hamburglar

Get things beef stuffed
Clams or fishes
It's so tasty
She'll lick dishes

Chicken Wings
Sweet Romance
Made her taste buds
Conga Dance

Suck and savor, dear
Don't have to be discreet

My sausage passed her taste test
It's the food she loves best

She Loves Meat!
Loves My Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!!

Roast beef stew
Sirloin Steak
Crab, and Flounder* she'll partake

Love to share, I'll serve it rare
Unless chicken then it's baked

Off the bone
Or prepared
Massive meat will leave you chaired

Ham is yummy
Pork's sustaining
But my tube steak's always reigning

Broiled, Smoked
Cooked on spits
Take it out or she'll throw fits

Cause my meat's her favorite taste
It gets her wet
You splashed the gravy, lass
That doesn't go on bass

Yeah, She loves meat
Want to eat?
Butcher shop is quite elite

She Loves Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!
She Loves Meat!!!!!!

Once A Vegetarian
Meat was ate by big barbarians
Salad bowls, and fresh baked rolls
She fed upon

Ah, those horrid plates of plants weren't useful
Lettuce leafs are like I grazed my lawn

For beef she's been lusting
Still thinks Haggis is disgusting
Meat goes straight to thighs
She likes it for the thrills

The past I just bummed around the kitchen
My grub she's adorin'
But got nothing on George Forman


I Love Meat!
Love His Meat!!!
It just makes my day complete!!!

Dinner whore, I'll take on four
That's in servings that I'll eat

For Desert
Mince meat pie
Rushed, I'll eat it on the fly

When it's tough
Then I start chewing
It's not troubling
He's still wooing

Like it warm
Not too hot
Cayenne steaks
That hits "the spot"

Clean it up!
Don't leave your restaurant a mess

Still got a lot to chew
I'm not too full For you
I Like Your Treat
(Still Eat Meat!!!)
Huge Receipt
(Still Eat Meat!!!)

(Butcher Shop)

We Love Meat!!!
Love Your Meat!!!

Dripping sauce from face to feet
We get leers, from boss at Mutton World, fears
Her job's complete

Joyous squeals
On our knees

Do not beg, I aim to please

While my hunger keeps on growing
Satisfy you
I'm not slowing

Course by course
Ton by Ton

Till I'm out
"Then meat won't come!!!"
Once our fling is done you'll sleep
Rinse and repeat

Tonight I'll leave my gut out
Seafood day, You'll cut trout

I Love Meat!!!!

Loves My Meat!!!

I Love Meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Butcher Shop)
* Guess what movie I stole this from, Heh

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 22

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 5   22

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Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME! 555!
Chris Pollman - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! 555
Ann Hammond - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
lol this brings back memories. As I child I always ordered the steak and shrimp dinner from Sizzlers and I would find the room to make the meat dissapear.
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is meaty!
TJC - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
A fantastic, protein and humor packed parody here Matthias... hilarious and just alround Grade A Prime!
AFW - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This meats with high approval...
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
this tastes lovely
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"Made her taste buds Conga Dance" was my fave of lots of great lines, Matty, and great rhythm throughout too - I spend so much at my butchers that he recently borterhouse - 555
Phil Alexander - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, if she ends up putting your "tube steak" on the George Forman grill, I guess that'll leave tears in your eyes... :-)
Red Ant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I need to stop giving you ideas, heh heh. This was wonderfully done, Matthias, and the numerous double entendres are so well written into the lines that they are seemless, and probably not all noticeable on the first read. High 5s.
Johnny D - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet ... and MEATY.
Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(decath10) excellent Matthias - I'll add the George Foreman line to my previously mentioned pick
tomario - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
to be honest i got lost .the rhyming was a bit odd ! but theres not doubting the work put in. nice work matthias 555
bobpiecheese - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 10) I was going to do this one fore the last event, but if I did, I wouldn't have been able to better that this. Well done, Matthias!
Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC10) For a talented parodist, BOG is like manna from heaven. And this is so good, I guess that makes you a talented parodist, Matty. 555+
Johnny D - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC) Meat ... and SWEETY.
Arwen - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...FABulous, Matthias...lots and lots of fun, but my favorite bit came early with:

Made her taste buds
Conga Dance

Josh 2 - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
You bake chicken? Crazy fool, 5s
Adagio - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't think I was imagining those double entendres here and there. : ) Excellent work, Matthias! 5's
Adagio - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) commented above.5's
Below Average Dave - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) Very Good Job Here, "Cause my meat's her favorite taste It gets her wet" hmmmm, Matthias has a dirty mind. Your pacing was on spot on the singing, the talking not so much, but I guess that's ok. . .Of course you know seeing that the song you picked on this particular parody is what it is. . .I have to give you credit for that. . .and the whole idea was great, I think I'll leave your meat alone, but enjoyed the lyrics grande mucho
Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! 555
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) This meat is hard to beat! You made it more interesting by having two singers instead of just one.
Jason - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) Pretty good. Very 'meaty' feel to this. 555
Michael McVey - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This one is finger-lickin' good. I'm still considering starting a food contest when the other contests slow down.---MM
bobpiecheese - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-S) See above.
Johnny D - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Johnny D said.
Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3S) see above twice - and ditto me for the George Foreman line
Jeff Reuben - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
No beef with this one, you did a great job with so much at steak!
Rick C - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Meaty and delicious, Matthias. 555
Red Ant - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is in my top 5 favorite parodies of yours, Matthias.
Jack Wilson - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
See above! Im ghonna have to agree with Red Ant on this one
Mikey Squirrel - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) love the sexual innuendo (Loves my meat!), whether it was intentional or not. This particular song gets done in here alot, I guess it's fun to parody. Good job, Matthias.
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Still lovin' it!
tomario - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"She's the brand new Hamburglar" makes me chuckle nice work Matthias
Rex - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great work on one of the longer songs.
Ethan Mawyer - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Artistry - I'm surprised that no one has said that this is well done, which it is.
Mikey Squirrel - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hey, I actually commented on this before! Still very funny to read. Still good job.
poomaster - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Meats turns into crap.
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above...which means you'll have to see above again! You sure like re-using your songs, mate. Guess you can't keep a good parody down!
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've read this multiple times, but gave it a fresh read since it's been some time. . .My favorite line is still "Cause my meat's her favorite taste It gets her wet" I know you wanted to do something new for every round, but honestly, when you have such a strong entry for a round already, why try to fix something that's not broken?

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