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Song Parodies -> "Prez Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"Friend like me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Prez Like Me"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Not meant to be a rant, just a comment on how much controversy can be generated by one man.
Well Billy Clinton had girls on their knees
We all know he chased a thousand tails
But mister, who remembers that old sleaze?
He's out to pasture with the Gores and Quayles
You got a War Prez in the White House now,
and I've been thinkin' bout a master plan
It's got an awesome opening- kapow!
we blow the crap out of Afghanistan

cuz I know

While things decay at home,
all eyes are overseas
Let's play Iraqi whack-a-mole,
You ain't never had a Prez like me
No no no

Remember Dubbaya,
But just forget the dubbaya-em-dees
"We got him"-yo!
"He's got em" - D'oh!
You ain't never had a Prez like me

Yes, sir, I was really in the service
Now I'm boss,the chief, the star!
Hey, look at me
I'm on TV
except for when you egg my car!

We're gonna win this war
There's no controversy
I'm in the mood to get some crude,
You ain't never had a Prez like me

Seen a Prez do this?
Seen a Prez do that?
Seen a Prez make war, in a cowboy hat?
Can a Prez shoot all
extremists dead?
Can a leader tell his country how to feel
In yellow, orange, green, and blue and red?

My homeland loving torture guys
Have little rooms downstairs
They'll teach you not to terrorize
and won't even let you say your prayers
but I help them poorer countries out
I'm makin' peace by making guns
and rebuilding nations warms my heart
It's a billion barrels full of fun

So join me on the great crude-sade,
would you like a cup of Texas tea?
ignore your grief
hail to the chief
You ain't never had a Prez, never had a Prez
You ain't never had a Prez, never had a Prez
You aint NEVER
Never had a Prez like me, hah!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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War Advocate - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
People said this kind of stuff about Truman too. I wish our current President would be half so violent a war-monger as Truman was.
Stephen Harrington - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ammusing, 5s.
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
We've never had a Prez like him, and, God willing, we never will again.

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