-> "All on Coke"
Original Song Title:
"One Last Hope" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All on Coke"
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So ya wanna be a dealer kid?
Well , whoop-de do!
I have been around the back before , with crackheads just like you.
Each and everyone a disturbance , shame , for which caused
Not much for excuses , though you kids can choose is ,
asking me for powdered mental strain...
my answer is two words...
(Kid pulls out a gun , and cocks the trigger )
Cocaine Dealer : O.k.
Kid : You mean you'll do it?
Cocaine Dealer : You win.
Kid : You won't be sorry.
Cocaine Dealer : Oh God.
Kid : I'll help you buy the mostest crack ever!
Cocaine Dealer : Don't say?
I've been all on dope till' I got all numb , by bong.
Been busted from the west of France--to Hong Kong.
The kind selling phony's , so he could be stoned ease.
At least with my cronies , but no...I get forewarned.
I've been out to transfer , paypal , extension gone.
Content to spend lazy days , and to raise my pawn.
But you need a drug wider , a profit divider , a finance outsider ,
and Whoa!!! There goes my toller!
I need a guy to buy coke , and I hope , it's you.
Though , kid , this stuff's not simply to puff and chew.
I've had enough nose bleeds , my eyes turn dark blue.
I'm so hopped up on coke , headaches ensue!
Police squads , have searched Cape Cod ,
and ended up in Kentucky.
Don't believe the stories that ,
are in ''National Inquiry''.
To have a real siezure , kid , is a dying heart.
Like not paying off your lease , it's a closing start.
It takes more , inhale through ,
the vapors spread in you.
You'll have to continue to blow.....now that's more like it!
I'm down to one bag of pot ,
and my crack to smoke.
Before contrasted government , sacks my vote.
My schemes are on you , kid , that methane pursue!
Time the import scope ,
keep snorting that case of dope ,
I'm all hopped up on coke , and , kid , you'll be hopped too!!!
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