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Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Please Comment"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I think some of you guys can relate to this...
Please comment
Please comment
Put our songs right to the test
So unfair to see responses blank
Not answered like the rest
"Yes, you rock!"
"Gosh, you suck!"
"Your lyrics are totally schmuck!"
Whether praises or complaining
At least something we'll be gaining
Sing along
Do a jig
In your bedroom, it's no big!
And play it in your head from now until Lent
So please express your joy
Our ego don't destroy
So please comment
Please comment
Please comment

Give it ones
Or some twos
So we'll know how crowds will boo
If it really does lack flavour
Just say: "Stuff it down the loo!"
If you like
Say it's nice
Threes or fours will suffice
Say what parts could use some changing
Or which beats need rearranging
If you think that it's art
And the work is really smart
Don't be stingy with the fives,oh, please relent
You will get our attention
And heartfelt affection
Please comment
If you're bent
To say nothing, now repent!
Please comment
Please comment
Please comment

Parodies we're serving
No replies are so unnerving
When you pour your sweat and blood into a song
Spending sleepless nights to find the right words
There are times the process is so long
Our heads, we are breaking
Our creativity aching
Just to highlight our satirical skill
Most days, just a line or two, we're able
Then sweet inspiration!
So please give appreciation!

Please comment
Please comment
We believe it's all well meant
It won't cost you much
No bills and such
Won't charge a single cent
It'll just take a little time
And we'll both feel so sublime
One good turn deserves another
Your parody we will flatter
We could become good friends
Converse until the day's end
And forge bonds from Jakarta right up to Kent
It pays well to be nice
Like girls sugar and spice
So please comment (Yes, Comment!)
Please comment (Just comment!)

Please comment
Please comment
Be a lady, be a gent
When we bare our heart and soul to you
It's nice to leave no dent
Give your say, say your piece
Opinions come out with ease
When it's from your mouth you're speaking
So what is the diff with typing?
It's no chore
And no bore
And won't leave your fingers sore
It's not like coughing up money to pay rent
It's just consideration
To show credit-ation
So comment
Please comment!
Just comment!
Won't you comment?!!
So what are you waiting for? Give it to me!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   7

User Comments

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Kat - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
how true
Rick C - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Well-written, Sam. One way to get more comments and votes is to comment and vote on the other authors' parodies. Once they see your name on theirs, they'll start to check out yours. I gave you a 555 for this. The title pulled me in and the parody was great.
Stephen Harrington - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I agree. This sounds like an anthem I need for those anonymous mixed/low votes that I've gotten(I do get comments for higher ratings though).
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well said, about the Big "C"
2nz - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I think all of us here can relate. Some pacing mis-steps, but excellent otherwise. The whole stanza that starts "Give us ones or some twos..." was inspired.
Rex - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a really fun read.
Millard - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Some good lines, but it would have been better if "comment" rhymed with guest, test, rest, etc. And if "comment" were accented on the second syllable.
Sam_Spam - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for listening to the song. :D
Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
All right, I'm commenting already! :-) DKTOS, but nice read. 5s

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