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Song Parodies -> "Make The World Safe For Embroys Again"

Original Song Title:

"Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Make The World Safe For Embroys Again"

Parody Written by:

Big G

The Lyrics

This is written to democrats and liberals in general. Minority refers to in the senate.
You think you own the right to stop the senate
The Constituion is alive and can be changed
But I know every article and amendment
Was made to help out this country

You think the only people who are people (Elephant Trumpets)
Are the people who vote and act like you
But if you check the roll call of senate
You'll learn you're in the minority you SOB (Elphant tosses Dick Durbin away)

Have you ever heard that gun laws cause much more crime
Or ask the homeless person if he's drunk
Can you sing with all the voices of the choir
Can you paint something other than a penis
Can you paint something other than a penis

Come with run us as we drill in ANWR
Come taste the many fair game animals
Come roll in all the tax cuts that have been passed
And for once don't lie about their worth

The Pro-life and the Christians are my brother
The Hunter and Bill Cosby are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
And we'll make that Hillary she never wins

Have you ever head that gun laws cause more crime
Or ask the Iraqi veteran where he's been
Can you see that we are winning in Iraq now
Can you dump that talking parrot Sheehan
Can you dump that talking parrot Sheehan

How high will John Roberts go
If you filibuster then you'll never know

And you'll find out that the gun laws really cause more crime
When Bubba takes your wallet of gator skin
We need to sing with all the voices of the right wing
We need to make the world safe for embryos again
You can own the news but still
All you'll own is s#*$ because
We all turned the channel over

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Song title cop - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Colors Of The Wind." This is not the first ticket I've had to write today.
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I won't vote because I've never heard of the song and won't trash your parody with low votes based on my (correct) ideology. You may not realize that one of things this country was founded on was protecting the minority against the tyranny of the majority. You forgot to mention that Neal Horsley is also your friend. What gets me is why don't you people go and live life the way you want to: don't have an abortion if you don't want to but don't deny a constitutionally protected choice for women who should be in charge of their own bodies. Guns kill, face it. The Iraq War is unjust - just ask the people in New York who got it right and the people in New Orleans who have suffered because our resources are out fighting an unjust war. And your problem with the great Bill Clinton is that he had consensual sex? That's why you tried to remove him from office? The killing of innocent people over the unjust war in Iraq isn't grounds for impeachment? The killing of innocent citizens of New Orleans by your president isn't enough grounds for impeachment? The fact that he stole an election? And Jeanine Piro you find to be better qualified as Senator than Hillary Clinton? Her husband's child out-of-wedlock you find ok? The fact that William Rehnquist perjured himself during Senate confirmation hearings is ok because it wasn't about consensual sex. I'm sorry, I forgot that you get your information from Fox News. Never mind.
Big G - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I couldn't hear you over the black helicopters.
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough facing the facts, isn't it?
Big G - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You want facts, OK I'll give you facts: FACT: the word "privacy" is never mentioned in the Constitution, FACT: More guns less crime, FACT: Sadam's connections to Al-Quida (The 9-11 cominsion proves that) made the war just, the fact that Sadam was a dicatator who should have been shot a long time ago further justifies that. FACT: Clinton lied under oath, the oath is: "do you solomnly sweat or affirm UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY, that this testimony you are about to give is the TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH..." there's no room for the meaning of the word is. FACT: Bush didn't kill anyone in New Orleans, flood waters from a broken levee that got more funding from Bush that it did from Clinton, killed a lot of citzens. FACT: Bush won Flordia in 2000 DEAL WITH IT!
sol saturno - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i think this website is good... but the problem is... i'm a liar!!! . it reallllllllllyyyyyyyyyy............... SUCKS.!!!! what kind of website is this... are you STUPID?!!! uhhhmmm.... i'm really upset about this website it doesn't mean anything....~!!!!!!!!!!!!~ Ü
bigger g - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
um... how should I put this you suck, or this song is a bunch of s#!t or you destroyed a good song with a bad parody. in terms that you understand... wait there are none. And really to be this obsessed with the government and to write a parody of a song and not have that parody be good, that is pathetic what ever you do as an employee and that is pushing it that i am guessing you have a job, i say you go and take the money you earned and instead of spending it on our stripping nights use it to buy yourself some counseling.
garythenotrashcouger - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought people got pissed at my parodys i like u big g and agree with u. bigger g is stupid and Robert has a special circle in hell for him because he likes terrorist not all liberals are evil evil but rob is

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