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The Lyrics

This is a little dedication to OLaf.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Olaf, looking so down in the dumps

every guy would love to be you Olaf even when taking your lumps
those no man in town admired like you, you're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you and it is not very hard to see why.

No one's slick like Olaf, No one's quick like Olaf, no one's neck's is incredibly thick like Olaf's.

For there's no man in town half as manly, perfect a pure paragon.

you can ask any Tom, DIck, or Stanley, and they will tell you who's team they would rather be on.

No one's been like Olaf, a kingpin like Olaf, no one has an goatee on their chin like Olaf.

Olaf: As a speciemen yes i'm imtimidating.

My what a guy that Olaf! give five hurrahs, give twelve hip hips!

Olaf is the best and the rest are all drips.

No one acts like Olaf, makes great pacts like Olaf

in a riddle match nobody lies down the facts like Olaf.

White Faced Ladies: For there's no one as witty and cunning.

Olaf: As you see i have orphans to spare.

Not a bit of him is uncivilised or stupid.

Olaf: Give me your fortune if you're a baudelaire.

No one hits like Olaf, matches wits like Olaf,
in a spitting match nobody spits like olaf

Olaf: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoeey!

Ten points for Olaf.

Olaf: When i was a lad i starred in four dosen plays every morning to help me get far, but now that i'm grown i'm in five dosen plays, so i'm roughly a huge superstaaar.

No one shoots like Olaf, makes those beauts like Olaf,

and then goes tromping around wearing boots like Olaf.

Olaf: I use eyes in all of my decorating.

My what a guy, olaf!
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Arwen - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this about Olaf, my favorite commenter? Or some other Olaf?
Voice from your dream - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
No, this song is about Count Olaf, played by Jim Carrey in Lemony Snicket's a series of unfortunate events.
EmiLoca - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
There were some funny moments in this song, but most of the words were the same so I can't give this any more than a 3 overall.
Violet Baudelaire - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
You made me tickle. Here's 555 tickets to a Count Olaf production, my friend... ^_^

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