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Song Parodies -> "Simon is a beast"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Simon is a beast"

Parody Written by:

Justice Websterr

The Lyrics

for those Simon Coweell haters out there, this is for you.
Simon Is A beast

Tale as old as time,
True as it can be.
He doesn't have any friends
the Insults, he just sends

Just a little change,
Small, to say the least.
You'd better feel scared
if you're unprepared
Simon Is A beast

Ever just the same.
worse than a bag o flies.
Ever such a bore
Ever just as sure
He will tell you lies
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song.
Bittersweet and strange,
he'll never ever change,
if you think you he will, i'm sorry you are wrong.

Certain as the sun
Rising in the East.
Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme.
Simon Is A Beast

Ever just the same.
Ever just as bad as a bag of flies.
Ever such a bore,
Ever just as sure
He will tell them lies.
Certain as the sun
Rising in the East.
Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme.
Simon Is A beast
Thank thank you, i love you, except those who gave the last song "Gantu" bad reviews. I know where you live. Anyhow. Thank you.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Chris H. - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
( sniffs ) ...That was beautiful. I can't stand Cowell.
Cyrus - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Me too. Simon happens to be my annoying older bro.

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