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Song Parodies -> "We're Depressed"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"We're Depressed"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

A collaboration from Johnny D, Tim Mayfield, Gonfunko, 2nz, Luke Brattoni and Phil Alexander.
(Lumiere:)
Mes chèrs Democrats, it is with deepest grumpiness
and great displeasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to kvetch ... let us swallow a
barrel of Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil, and Elavil as the whining room loudly presents -
your depression!

I'm depressed
I'm depressed
'Cause Bush won, now who'd have guessed
That this microcranial moron could have beaten all the rest
Time to say
USA
Has gone the wrong "right" way
I'm decidedly un-merry
That the winner wasn't Kerry
And he lost his best chance
('Cause he looks like he's from France?)
And the right-wing dirty tricks, they were the best
And I'm quite disgusted
That he went and lost it
I'm depressed
So depressed
I'm depressed

We're depressed!
We're depressed!
Get some Prozac from the chest
U.S.A. has gone astray
Some say "Hooray, our Bush is best!"
But they're wrong! He's a goof!
Three shing-les short of a roof!
He's a weasel and a whiner
Got a brain that's Made in China
It's no joke! That dude's sick!
He's a yellow preppy_prick !

And he's full of toxic waste
That you can bet!
Come on that stiff's an_ass
He's won a four-year pass,
And we're depressed!

It's no jest!
Will Bush pass Tecumseh's test?
We protest! Such unrest! We're depressed!

We're depressed! We're depressed!
Too much worry to digest!
USA has lost its way,
And I must say, Bush we detest.
Empty head! Full of poop!
On his futon rooting troops.
We believe Kerry's much finer,
Bush deceived us, bastard liar.

Sending more navy seals,
Don't serve pretzels for his meals!
How could President be stupid as a quest?
He'll make you shout "Make war!"
Pretend it's in the law.
And make the west...
Dispossessed...
We're depressed!!!

(Mrs Potts:)
Should've guessed! Should've guessed!
Someone lied, Forsook the rest!
Whining more in 2004
And I'm feeling utterly depressed
Can't blame you, can't blame me
Shed a tear for our country
While the judges are reviewing
I'll be steaming, I'll be stewing
I feel small, I feel lost
Higher stakes! What's the cost?
Tax me up! Now I feel utterly depressed

(Chorus:)
That's right, there's no excuse
(Mrs Potts:)
Why did he have to lose?
So we're depressed!
(Chorus:)
She's depressed!
(Mrs Potts:)
I'm depressed!
(Chorus:)
We're depressed!

We're depressed! We're depressed! We're depressed!

(Lumiere:)
His re-election is disturbing
A public servant who's not serving
The Right's brains are not whole, for the Right is wrong
The world's destroyed, to say the market's bull is bull!
Respect for us in the world is gone
4 long years have been disgusting
For New Zealand, I am lusting
Our allies are heading for the hills
Now King Bush lounges in his castle
Half of America's gone crazy
The skies are turning hazy

So it's fine, b*tc* and whine
When you see that four year sign
Kerry sucked and so did Bush it's just our luck
And bad design
Has no one re-a-lized
Why we're so darn polarized?
'Cause there's no one worth believing
That's why Bush won't soon be lea...ving...
Vote by vote, day by day
There must be some other way
But until this State's United, let's request
Another round of beer
And strength to face next year
Since we're depressed
We're depressed
Should have guessed
We're
ALL
DE-
PREEEEEESSED

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 18

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John Barry - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Beautiful Bush bash. I particularly liked "microcranial moron." Sometimes size does matter.
Aleah - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on, the only thing worse than having to listen to that moron is having to listen to him twice, and what (may I ask) is with that accent? He's from DC, not TEXAS!
MasonR - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. Now, as for Scathe's multiple posts...who turned off the twit control?
Ravyn Rant - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, that song made me feel somewhat less depressed. Must have been the suggestion in the final stanza to order another round of beer. Thanks, I think I'll do just that!
Phil Alexander - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Any odds Scathe's multiple posts came at the point earlier today when the site was running slow: it responded too slowly to check the posting, so the multiple "has this worked?" button-click didn't trigger the twit control... Anyway, I'm off to get my own beer :-)
Tim K. - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"He's from DC, not TEXAS!" Wow - this statement proves who the real clueless one is. Anyway, the parody is clever and amusing. 5-4-4. As a matter of fact, I think I'll grab a beer myself - but to toast Bush's re-election instead.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
GLORIOUS!
Scathe - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi everyone, :-( Sorry about the multiple posts. It wasn't intentional in the least. The site was acting a little funny and wasn't sure if the post was even getting through. ChuckyG if you can zap the extra posts that would be really nice. I seem to be causing a bit of a stir.
Phil Alexander - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That's what the "report inappropriate comment" link is for, Scathe :-) They should be gone once those are processed.
Scathe - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, I feel a little less stupid now.
deppism - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was so clever and wonderful. That really needs to be published somewhere.

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