-> "We're Depressed"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
Mes chèrs Democrats, it is with deepest grumpiness
and great displeasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to kvetch ... let us swallow a
barrel of Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil, and Elavil as the whining room loudly presents -
'Cause Bush won, now who'd have guessed
That this microcranial moron could have beaten all the rest
Time to say
Has gone the wrong "right" way
I'm decidedly un-merry
That the winner wasn't Kerry
And he lost his best chance
('Cause he looks like he's from France?)
And the right-wing dirty tricks, they were the best
And I'm quite disgusted
That he went and lost it
Get some Prozac from the chest
U.S.A. has gone astray
Some say "Hooray, our Bush is best!"
But they're wrong! He's a goof!
Three shing-les short of a roof!
He's a weasel and a whiner
Got a brain that's Made in China
It's no joke! That dude's sick!
He's a yellow preppy_prick !
And he's full of toxic waste
That you can bet!
Come on that stiff's an_ass
He's won a four-year pass,
And we're depressed!
It's no jest!
Will Bush pass Tecumseh's test?
We protest! Such unrest! We're depressed!
We're depressed! We're depressed!
Too much worry to digest!
USA has lost its way,
And I must say, Bush we detest.
Empty head! Full of poop!
On his futon rooting troops.
We believe Kerry's much finer,
Bush deceived us, bastard liar.
Sending more navy seals,
Don't serve pretzels for his meals!
How could President be stupid as a quest?
He'll make you shout "Make war!"
Pretend it's in the law.
And make the west...
Should've guessed! Should've guessed!
Someone lied, Forsook the rest!
Whining more in 2004
And I'm feeling utterly depressed
Can't blame you, can't blame me
Shed a tear for our country
While the judges are reviewing
I'll be steaming, I'll be stewing
I feel small, I feel lost
Higher stakes! What's the cost?
Tax me up! Now I feel utterly depressed
That's right, there's no excuse
Why did he have to lose?
So we're depressed!
We're depressed! We're depressed! We're depressed!
His re-election is disturbing
A public servant who's not serving
The Right's brains are not whole, for the Right is wrong
The world's destroyed, to say the market's bull is bull!
Respect for us in the world is gone
4 long years have been disgusting
For New Zealand, I am lusting
Our allies are heading for the hills
Now King Bush lounges in his castle
Half of America's gone crazy
The skies are turning hazy
So it's fine, b*tc* and whine
When you see that four year sign
Kerry sucked and so did Bush it's just our luck
And bad design
Has no one re-a-lized
Why we're so darn polarized?
'Cause there's no one worth believing
That's why Bush won't soon be lea...ving...
Vote by vote, day by day
There must be some other way
But until this State's United, let's request
Another round of beer
And strength to face next year
Since we're depressed
Should have guessed
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||4.5|
|Overall Rating: ||4.5|
|Total Votes: ||19|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||1||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||18||