-> "Gotta Go Pee Dance"
Original Song Title:
"The Humpty Dance"
Parody Song Title:
"Gotta Go Pee Dance"
Let me through so I can use the bathroom
'Cause I'm about to drop my last doo-doo
I have to go
Eh yo, don't you see me shakin'
This new hype dance is in the makin'
Now listen up
'Cause this dance is number one
and you know this dance is just so much fun
I drink up all the Tequila you got on your shelf
So here's a little about myself
I'm Wolveroses, taken from the Rose Bowl
Yo tourists, you have to pay a toll
Just don't argue with me -- you have to go through this road
I'm hittin' hard, dawg and just like Babe Ruth
This is gonna make you lose your house roof
I like to rhyme, doing up all these raps
Get back, no telling what I'll do with that
I'll do all these, just straight up mack
But sometimes I get serious
Read my personals and get dilerious
Hey there fat girl, yeah you, are you ticklish?
Check me out, I'm skinny
Who or when I like to get busy
The night freak, I like the girls with some toosh
It's better a lot more cushion for the push
I play all the adult games
They think I'm perverted, it just don't faze me
It helps me gettin' in the girls pants
And I even made my own dance
The pee pee dance is your chance to fake the pee
I gotta go pee, come on and just hurry up
I gotta go pee, watch me pee all over myself
Do you know why I'm shakin', I just gotta go pee
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
People say "Yo Wolveroses, you got some issues"
It's because of that rap that I listen to
You stare, you glare, constantly try yo analyze me
but you just can't find me
I give them more, see, on variety
all the readers adore me
Oh yeah, sitters, you know you wanna do this
'cause it lookin' like like your butt gettin' big from the sit
I drive a hooptie, so I'm not not ashamed
I bet my cars can beat yours in the fast lane
I get paid by the races, you know I'm in charge
From the drag racing, and my car is large
I drive a hundred, man think this is something
I use a word that don't mean nothing like tuntred
I did some songs as mp3, if you missed it
Then just go to my site and download it
Also I love to stay up all night
I guess it's obvious, I like to parody write
All you had to do was give me a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance
Oh, yeah, that's the break ya'll
Let me hear a little bit of that bass beat right here
Now that I told yous a little about myself
Let me tell yous a little about this dance
It's real easy to do--peep it out
First I grab my crotch to get the beat going
Hopping back and forth is what I be showin'
It's funny lookin'
People say you look like you really have to go
That's alright cause I'm having a good time
It's suppose to look like you've been waiting a long time
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, Wolveroses is my name
No two people will do it the same
You're doing it right when it looks like you're in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', hop around from side to side
If someone makes fun of you just say, "This is what I like"
Tell them to step off, this is my time
Black people, you gotta go pee, you gotta go pee
White people, you gotta go pee, you gotta go pee
Am I Righters, you gotta go pee, don't you have to go pee
Mexicans, you gotta go pee, you gotta go pee
Lets all get crunked!
Once again, Wolveroses back on this site
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Don't you just gotta go pee
And to the babies, keep crapping your diapers forever
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