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Original Song Title:

"Thank You"

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Parody Song Title:

"Thank You"

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The Lyrics

I just love my kid. He brightens my life. By the way, he calls Pop Tarts, Go Tarts.
My milk's gone cold, I'm wondering why
My parents are so tall
Threw my blankie at the window
Just to see it fall
And if even If I had a crayon
Draw a picture on your wall
It would remind me that I'm not so small, I'm not so small

Drank too much juice, got diapers to fill
My belly feels too full
I'm at daycare and there'll be ham today
I'm playin' in the dirt again
And if I lie down then they'll all imply
That I might not nap today
Then you pick me up and it's not so bad, it's not so bad

I want to thank you
For giving me the best sippy cup of my life
And cereal and I'm really full
I'm having the best day of my life.

Push the door, I'm home at last
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you gave me a bubble bath
I might just pee on you
And even If night night comes too soon
I wouldn't have a clue
Cause I'm a baby.

And I want to thank you
For giving me the best go tarts of my life
And gummy worms and I'm really full
I'm having the best day of my life

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 4   1
 5   5

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Mr X - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It wasn't too bad, but it wasn't great. I'm going to vote 5-4-4.
AstroMike F - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Extremely cute! I have several kids and this fits well. Thanks for sharing.

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