My kool-aid's warm, I'm thinking 'bout why I got up at all
My nightlight's lightbulb is burned out, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be boring, but your handprints on my wall
It reminds me that it's all so bad, it's all so bad


I burped too much last night, drank too much sprite,
my tummy feels in pain
I missed the school bus, there'll be show-and-tell today,
late for Daycare again
And even if I'm there, they'll all tell me I might not last till lunch
And then you see me and it's all so bad, it's all so bad and

I want to spank you
for giving me the worst years of my life
Torture, just to be with you.
You're giving me the worst years of my life.


Push the door, I'm home at last,
soaked in finger paint
When I was in the bath you took my towel,
and all I hate is you
And even if my lego house falls down now,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and


I want to spank you for giving me the worst years of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the worst year of my life.