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Song Parodies -> "Manly Woman Part 1"

Original Song Title:

"Independant Woman Part 1"

Original Performer:

Destiney's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Manly Woman Part 1"

Parody Written by:

Steinczyk

The Lyrics

This was made up by me & my friend...it's dedicated to our Manly Woman P.E. Teacher...
Mrs. G. ... Teachin' P.E. ... bein' manly is her destiney...
Manly woman, come on...
uh uh uh

Question: Tell me what you think about me
I'm a manly woman and I teach P.E.
I kill lots of spiders and I swat at bees
I have fun collecting towel fees
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
The bell's gotta ring before you get dismissed
I work hard at teaching so don't be pi****
Cuz it's always 50/50 when I grade your sh**

The shoes on my feet
Are manly
The clothes I'm wearing
Are manly
The rock I'm rockin'
Is manly
I am so manly-
And I like it!
The watch I'm wearing
Is manly
The house I live in
So manly
The car I'm drivin'
Is manly
I am so manly
(I am so manly!)

All the women, you manly women
Throw the football at me
All the women who teach da P.E.
We'll have a game of hockey!
All the mamas who like the socca
Score a goal for me!
All the women, you manly women
Get your golf clubs and tees!

Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly, why you pee like that?
Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly why you pee like that?

Tell me how you feel about this:
I love the manly way that I love to live
I work hard to teach you all of this sh**
Ladies it ain't easy bein' as manly as this
Question: How'd you like these gym shoes that I bought?
Braggin' on the soles and the red stuff on the front
If you're gonna play then put this blue jersey on
Then you can play the position you want!

The shoes on my feet
Are manly
The clothes I'm wearin'
Are manly
The rock I'm rockin'
Is manly
I am so manly-
And I like it!
The watch I'm wearing
Is manly
The house I live in
So manly
The car I'm drivin'
Is manly
I am so manly
(I am so manly!)

All the women, you manly women
Throw the football at me
All the women who teach the P.E.
We'll have a game of hockey!
All the mamas who like the socca
Score a goal for me
All the women, you manly women
Get your golf clubs and tees!

Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly why you pee like that?
Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly why you pee like that?

Manly woman
Wassup?
You teachin' kids?
Sure 'nuff!
We'll teach these people all my manly style

Child of bein' manly
See all the manly women
No one else can scare me
Manly women...

Woah
All the women, you manly women
Throw the football at me
All the women who teach da P.E.
We'll have a game of hockey!
All the mamas who like the socca
Score a goal for me
All the women, you manly women
Get your golf clubs and tees!

Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly why you pee like that?
Hey, Mrs. G., how do you teach P.E. like that?
If you're so manly why you pee like that?...

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i hate u - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i hated it
candace - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
dear michelle ,.beyonca,and kelly , candace] this has nothin to do with the paraghra.. i just wana no if wat i heard is true question 1..is it true that you guys broke up because of your ingagement with jay z. ..that was my only question and plezz i am askin you dont breck the group .if it is true your songs were the greatest to me ..i have posters of you guys on my wall and have all your cds..your songs taught me to speack my mind and i dont you guys to breck up your music is to great..is so great that it is all i listen to well i listen to other stuff but i listen to your music the most .. plezz dont breack up .. yours truly candace plezz write back ..or send a letter. xoxox your music is the best .. .

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