Song Parodies -> Lice
| Original Song Title: | "Life" |
| Original Performer: | Des'ree |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lice" |
| Parody Written by: | YouKnowItsJoe |
Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Lice
Oh Lice
Whats these creatures in my hair?
And how did they get there?
I just woke up this morning
Oh and I was itching
My mom said the reason why
Cause I hang with homeless guys
The ones attratching flies
And they're itching too
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Hopping round on my head
Now their hatching up they eggs
My scalp's a santary
To these rent free lodgers
They make me want to heive
Why not pack there bags and leave
Its all those little critters dream
Bathing in my Brylcream
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice
No one likes me anymore
So its best I stay indoors
Hygiene protests on my lawn
They want me evicted
But if they only knew
All the problems I've been through
Theres nothing else to do
Tried the nit shampoo
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice..
Lice
Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Lice
Oh Lice
Oh yeah
Oh Lice
Oh Lice
Whats these creatures in my hair?
And how did they get there?
I just woke up this morning
Oh and I was itching
My mom said the reason why
Cause I hang with homeless guys
The ones attratching flies
And they're itching too
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Hopping round on my head
Now their hatching up they eggs
My scalp's a santary
To these rent free lodgers
They make me want to heive
Why not pack there bags and leave
Its all those little critters dream
Bathing in my Brylcream
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice
No one likes me anymore
So its best I stay indoors
Hygiene protests on my lawn
They want me evicted
But if they only knew
All the problems I've been through
Theres nothing else to do
Tried the nit shampoo
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice
Oh Lice, oh Lice..
Lice
Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Lice
Oh Lice
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Wow, i'm surprised this one hadn't already been voted on, it's brilliant! 555
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