Song Parodies -> Lice
| Original Song Title: | "Life" |
| Original Performer: | Des'ree |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lice" |
| Parody Written by: | Sim |
I'm afraid of the fleas,
'specially during a striptease
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the itches
I don't want to see a fly,
I'd really rather die
I'd rather have a really have to die,
Then have an itch from a fly.
Lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, scratch,
Scratch, Scratch. Lice, oh lice, oh lice,
oh lice, Scratch, Scratch,Scratch.
I never desevered this stuff,
Worse then belly button fluff
Never head to head a guy,
I'd really rather die
I'll put you next to someone's head,
If you're alive or if you're dead,
Just tell me who's head,
So we can share these things.
Lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, scratch,
Scratch, Scratch. Lice, oh lice, oh lice,
oh lice, Scratch, Scratch,Scratch.
Lice, Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch.
So all the combing is done,
They put my hair in a bunch,
Lice indeed can be fun, if you're use to scratching.
Sometimes scratching your hair bare,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna scratch you arms and legs,
So that is my new plan!
Fleas, Itchy Fleas, Itchy Fleas......
'specially during a striptease
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the itches
I don't want to see a fly,
I'd really rather die
I'd rather have a really have to die,
Then have an itch from a fly.
Lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, scratch,
Scratch, Scratch. Lice, oh lice, oh lice,
oh lice, Scratch, Scratch,Scratch.
I never desevered this stuff,
Worse then belly button fluff
Never head to head a guy,
I'd really rather die
I'll put you next to someone's head,
If you're alive or if you're dead,
Just tell me who's head,
So we can share these things.
Lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, Itchy lice, scratch,
Scratch, Scratch. Lice, oh lice, oh lice,
oh lice, Scratch, Scratch,Scratch.
Lice, Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch.
So all the combing is done,
They put my hair in a bunch,
Lice indeed can be fun, if you're use to scratching.
Sometimes scratching your hair bare,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna scratch you arms and legs,
So that is my new plan!
Fleas, Itchy Fleas, Itchy Fleas......
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