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Song Parodies -> "Personal Bagger"

Original Song Title:

"Personal Jesus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Personal Bagger"

Parody Written by:

Lisa Flach

The Lyrics

inspired by working in a grocery store wayy tooooo loooonnnggg...
Paper or Plastic?

Your own personal Bagger
Someone to help you sack
Someone who packs
Your own personal Bagger
Someone to help you sack
Someone who packs

Feeling alone
And the Bagger gone
Standing there
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Call for the Bagger

Take heavy first
Don't make it burst
Apron on your chest
Want to look your best
I will deliver
You know I'm a great Bagger

Paper or Plastic?
Paper or Plastic?

Your own personal Bagger
Someone to help you sack
Someone who packs
Your own personal Bagger
Someone to help you sack
Someone who packs


Feeling alone
And the Bagger gone
Standing there
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Call for the Bagger
I will deliver
You know I'm a great Bagger

Paper or Plastic?

Your own personal Bagger

Paper or Plastic?

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mike - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
CROSS COURT OF THE CORNER FOR THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bye room

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