Song Parodies -> Personal Masseuse

Original Song Title:	"Personal Jesus"
Original Performer:	Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:	"Personal Masseuse"
Parody Written by:	Agrimorfee

Reach out and rub me!
Your own personal masseuse
Someone to rub away your aches and pains
Your own personal masseuse
Someone to make the blood move around in your veins
Driving on home from work, alone
I'm all stressed out, aching to the bone
Got to find and meet her
My own tension reliever
She starts the quest oiling up my chest
At my behest, her fingers are blessed
Then, she'll rub me down, the best rubdown in town!
Reach out and rub me!
Your own personal masseuse
Someone who will rub your necks, not just for sex
Your own personal masseuse
Someone who doesn't care about body hair
Coming on home from work, alone
I'm all stressed out, aching to the bone
She will rub me all up, I'll pant just like a little pup!
Will her family forgive her for being a caregiver?
Reach out and rub me!

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Know 1 can hear you dream - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

A nice litte... piece there Agrimorfee, but the way you changed from "your" to "my" was a bit disturbing here, sometimes it is, sometimes it doesn�t matter, here it did, to me, so I�m only giving 444. But I loved the idea. This is one... song I�m gonna do myself one of these days.

Skippy1411 - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny,, though.

Dominic L. - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny, 5's. This may be one of the earliest parodies I've read here. I liked it.

Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS

Red Ant - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(P) Haven't heard this in ages but scanned well to what I remember. "Someone who doesn't care about body hair", lol.

Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) "Will her family forgive her for being a caregiver?" is a beautiful line Agri

Johnny D - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Where the rubber meets the road you'll find asphalt-abraded palms.

Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sorry I missed this first time round, Agri...it's really good! 555

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) I've only heard the Marilyn Manson cover, but it paced fine here. I chortled throughout, funny stuff.

Rick C - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Very touching. :-) 555

Phil Alexander - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment

As Shakespeare once said "Ay, there's the rub"... and there it is, indeed ;-)

Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--I'm glad you entered this, Agri...I don't think I would have ever found it otherwise, and it made me smile...=)

Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC: Excellent first line. Rubbed me the right way.

Joel Martinez - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Not bad! who ever thought that people could ever make spa songs?555

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Song Parodies -> Personal Masseuse

"Personal Jesus"

Depeche Mode

"Personal Masseuse"

Agrimorfee

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