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Song Parodies -> "Creepshow."

Original Song Title:

"Asshole"

Original Performer:

Dennis Leary

Parody Song Title:

"Creepshow."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Dear JasperRolls, you were right. I was an asshole to you and everyone by dragging them into this mess, I am an awful person.
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about what it's like. To be me. Abusing you.
The way I treat people on Deviantart like that guy named after that critic from Psychonauts.
Who I am morbidly obsessed with and he's right about everything.
I am a terrible person, a real awful person.
I won't get better, no...but I want to, how?
I don't know.

I'm just a deviant-guy over on Deviantart.
I'm a bit of a creep who is obsessed with monsters.
I can't take rejection, and I can't take being blocked.
So I write awful revenge-fics about them being punished.
I transformed a former friend into a Pokemon.
Stuck them at the first stage, so they can't evolve.

But once it gets public, that's when it gets worse.
A lot more horrifying, as they think I stalk them.
Now, i've gotten myself into a mess.
That I cannot get out of.

(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I creep people out with bad spoof movies.
Driving my friends isnane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I block evade via harrassment and say it's not them.
I re-edit the story to make myself look good.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I troll people for no reason.
Think people are stalking me and trolling me.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Because I keep screwin up, as this goes along.
Maybe they're right, and yes I am wrong.
Absolutely.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna post a hate-fic about Chevy Chase.
But it's not gonna be Chevy for legal reasons so i' m going to call him Fordy.
And write about him being turned into a rat.
And i'm going to say that he deserves it while also making myself look good by comparison.
I am going to berate all my haters in this song parody and threaten them.
I'll threaten them by sending them spam and trying to rope their boyfriends/girfriends into it.
When i'm done i'm going to post it publicaly and embarrass them by screencapping everything.
Because I screencap every single thing that they say..because I need to.

Spam the heck out of those guys until they forgive me.
While acting as vindictive as all hell.
Burning down all decency, replacing it with pain.
If they own't forgive me they'll fall down before me.

(Hey)
and bring them all down with me.
(Hey)
and Chevy Chase.
(Hey)
And a whole load of explosive carts i'll throw at them.
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and let me finish it.

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Bad guy, villain, creepy, psychopath.
Violence, anarchy, abomination.
Oooh Oooh
I'm an asshole and I know it.

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