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Song Parodies -> "Size Doesn't Matter"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast At Tiffany's"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Blue Something

Parody Song Title:

"Size Doesn't Matter"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Come on, why would they rhyme "between us" with "between us", when there's ANOTHER word that would have rhymed (and been a lot funnier)?
You say that we've got nothing in common
There's nothing here to start from
We're not a perfect fit
You say the world has come between us
And I've got a small penis
But I don't know why you would care

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that that isn't true
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, well I just don't give a hoot

You tell me my dick is microscopic
Wish I could change the topic
And talk about your boobs
So what you, don't want sex life vanilla?
I'm hung like a gorilla*
Oh what's a small guy to do

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that it really does
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, does that mean no more us?

You say my thingie size is not right
And that I need some Enzyte
We're not a perfect fit
You say the world has come between us
And I've got a small penis
Still I don't know why you would care

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that that isn't true
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, well I just don't give a hoot
*If you have ever seen a male gorilla, you know what I mean.

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Wendy Christopher - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
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Loved this parody - made me laugh all the way through. 555
Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Is that you I just saw driving down the street in that Ferrari?

LOL - if size isn't bad enough, the security code for this comment is VD2!

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