-> "Brain Dead Squirrel (Catch a Clue)"
Original Song Title:
"New Age Girl (Mary Moon)"
Parody Song Title:
"Brain Dead Squirrel (Catch a Clue)"
The Lyrics
(Unintelligible grousing and annoying whining)
AUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
Rot!
You're such a brain dead squirrel
(Spoiling for a fight)
A temperamental li'l churl
(Never, ever right)
Defending your position
(There wasn't an attack)
Oh your insecure and witless
(Not a drop of class!)
Are there tumble weeds blowing
Through your empty little head
When you argue without knowing
What the heck was said?
Catch a clu-u-u-u-u-ue
Don't be such an idiot
(Read a book, watch the news, catch a clue)
Baby you are such a font of crap
It's hilarious
(Fuss and fume, loony toon, catch a clue)
Oh you moan and groan
You're quick to throwing stones
You scream "free speech," but you want ours revoked.
Rot!
Your reactions are bizarre (echoed, we'll buy it?)
You take it very hard (say we shouldn't write it)
You're offended by thoughts opposing
Do you know, Do you know
Why that is? (Do you know)
Catch a clue
Don't know why you're groaning and we can't read what you've said
All we know is you're a twit who's probably inbred
Catch a clu-u-u-u-u-ue
Don't be such an idiot
(Read a book, watch the news, catch a clue)
Baby you are such a font of crap
It's hilarious
(Fuss and fume, loony toon, catch a clue)
Oh you moan and groan
You're quick to throwing stones
You scream "free speech," but you want ours revoked
Rot!
You buffoon get your head on staight
You narcissistic, touch-y, naive moron
(Catch a clue)
I know a secret, listen... no one ca-ares!
Rot!
Catch a clu-u-u-u-u-ue
Don't be such an idiot
(Read a book, watch the news, catch a clue)
Baby you are such a font of crap
It's hilarious
(Fuss and fume, loony toon, catch a clue)
Catch a clu-u-u-u-u-ue, you're so ineffectual
(A buffoon, loony toon, catch a clue)
Maybe you should seek some help from a professional
(Low IQ, narrow views, catch a clue)
Catch a Clu-ue! (read a book, watch the news, catch a clue)
Oh, Make it soo-oo-oon (A buffoon, fuss and fume, loony toon)
Catch a clue! (Low IQ, narrow views, catch a clue)
So we disagree-ee
Nooooooh!
Rot!
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