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Song Parodies -> "Story of a Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Absolutely"

Original Performer:

Day 9

Parody Song Title:

"Story of a Guy"

Parody Written by:

mkibes

The Lyrics

I am the one and only mkibes. Eventually, I will be famous and everyone shall know my true identity.
This is the story of a guy
who is so dumb why does he even try?
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

How many days in a year
Does he wake up and break a new mirror?
Is there anything he doesn't fear?
He even fears Slappy the Seal
As long as he stands there waiting
Is there anything else he's got to lose?
he wishes he'd disappear
when he looks in the mirror
death is what he should choose

His clothes always smell by the third day
and his hair looks bad in every way
he always runs out of things to say...

This is the story of a guy
who is so dumb why does he even try?
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

How many people would stay?
Just to put up with his sh!t day after day
how did he wind up this way
He is always trying to find something to say
as long as he stands here waiting
What else does he got to lose?
he's got nowhere to go today
but no matter where he goes they won't sell him booze.

His clothes always smell by the third day
and his hair looks bad in every way
he always runs out of things to say...

This is the story of a guy
who is so dumb why does he even try?
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

His clothes always smell by the third day
and his hair looks bad in every way
he always runs out of things to say...

This is the story of a guy
who is so dumb why does he even try?
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

This is the story of a guy
who's ugly face he should hide from the world
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

This is the story of a guy
who is so dumb why does he even try?
Well he looks so bad in photographs
he almost breaks the camera
when he smiles....

oh when he smiles!....





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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 3
 4
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 3
 

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uvakid - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing's off, and it's not very funny. 1-2-1
2nz - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I had to take some leaps of faith for the pacing and it's a bit disorienting, but the rhyme scheme is in good shape. And a '5' overall for making it through the second day before you start to smell, I can't even pull that off anymore.

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