Lately I've been running into our old friends
and somewhere in the small talk someone always asks are ya ben?
so I tell them what you told me and they can't believe i'm Stu
they ask me who's baby sittin' now in case you're wonderin' too

Taffy In, Taffy Out
I put one dollar on top of the other
take one day at a time 'til ya find she's the one i cannot live without
until then Taffy In, Taffy Out

I've got every reason to find someone new
'cause you swore up & down to me that i'd seen the last of you
and the way that I love her leaves me hopin' & holdin' on
and until this world stops turnin' 'round then my love will go on

Taffy In, Taffy Out
I put one dollar on top of the other
take one day at a time 'til ya find she's the one I cannot live without
until then Taffy In, Taffy Out

(Stu singing to Taffy)
we were meant to be girl theres no doubt
OH NO ! here comes my wife I think she figured it out

(Didi begins choking Stu yet he still continues singing)
no more in, no more out
she put both hands around my throat
take one second at a time and you will find air's the one thing i can't live without
until then no more in
(Stu passes out from lack of oxygen)
Lou: no more out