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Song Parodies -> "Final Thoughts"

Original Song Title:

"Thursday's Child"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Final Thoughts"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

My tribute to the cultural icon of talk shows Jerry Springer.
(Intro)

(Verse 1)
Most of my time, I’ve spoken out
Being the mayor was all, I got
Politics in Cincinnati
Commentary got a catchphrase
Take care of yourself and each other
Maybe It’s time to join (the) talk shows
Dick Dominic will help

(Chorus)
Some day tomorrow
A guest will throw a chair on stage
Some day tomorrow
Strippers will dance around their poles
Some day tomorrow
Seeing that Steve walks in my shoes
Some day tomorrow
Culture will change after you get
To hear my final thoughts

(Post-Chorus)
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear

(Verse 2)
AGT brings me for a stint*
Bringing your bagggage for a date
Demanding cammeos overseas
Twenty year marriage fell, apart
Katie’s Corner was for my child
Partially deaf and cannot see
Dancing with miss Johnson

(Chorus)
Some day tomorrow
A family fight breaks out with food
Some day tomorrow
My stage is where you can come out
Some day tomorrow
The clan will get to speak their peace
Some day tomorrow
After the audience sits down
To hear my final thoughts

(Post-Chorus)
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Final thoughts
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Final thoughts

(Outro)
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
Every, weekday, afternoon you hear
* = Americas Got Talent. RIP Jerry Springer (1944-2023). Part of me thinks that I should have used another song for this. I couldn't sneak a line in about the opera or his autobiography Ringmaster. I originally thought about using this song about Carlson and Lemon. It was going to be called "Cable Show". Back to the drawing board for that one.

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