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Song Parodies -> "I'm Afraid of Republicans"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Americans"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Republicans"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Georgie's a Republican, redneck's at the wheel.
Dubya need anyone, their lies are just pretend.
Georgie's a republican.

I'm afraid of Republicans,
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.
Georgie's a Republican.

Georgie got no brain, Georgie wants to sniff up the coke.
Georgie wants a woman, Georgie cannot make a good joke.
Georgie's a Republican.

I'm afraid of Republicans,
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.

Georgie's a Republican, Georgie looks up at the votes.
Georgie got hair, and Georgie is bald and a dope.
Georgie's a Republican.
Georgie's a Republican.

I'm afraid of Republicans,
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans,
I think Bush is a dope.
I'm afraid he's a nitwit,
George Dubya can't.
I'm afraid of Republicans.

George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.
George is an American.

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Your Worst Nightmare - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Even the liberals would be ashamed of you. At least I HOPE. Reasons not to vote for Bush according to S.T.G.:

1. He is bald, but he has hair.

2. He is a drug dealer.

3. He is American.

4. He has no brain. (Strange how he can compose all those speeches with no brain)

5. It is feared that he is a nitwit.

6. He is a redneck. (Meaning he is from Texas)

7. He is a dope. (moving towards the nitwit possibility)

8. He is a republican.

9. He can't.

10. He is bad at making jokes.

Thanks to you, I think we can all understand why not to vote for Bush. What an insightful song.
Just a bad dream - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
> (Strange how he can compose all those speeches with no brain)
What makes you think he has composed a single word of a single speech? Presidents don't write speeches.

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