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Song Parodies -> "Crash Into Me: Driving in MA"

Original Song Title:

"Crash Into Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Matthews Band

Parody Song Title:

"Crash Into Me: Driving in MA"

Parody Written by:

DMC

The Lyrics

You’re in your car
You’re in your lane
Feeling mad, you’re in so much pain
Who blocks your way
To the trip’s end?
Those drivers are not your friend
Then there’s this big ‘ole pot hole
Another rock
Plus the lamp pole
Lost your text, plus you’ve lost the wheel

You come crash into me
And I run into you
I run into you
With a loud scream
With a loud scream
Yank the wheel, but you’re too late
Your eyes widen and you wait
I’m white knuckled and hazy with fear

When you come crash
Into me, a-hole
And I run into you
With a loud scream
With a loud scream

If I’ve begged the Lord
Then I’m begging you
To avoid me
It’s a waste
When I’m scolding you, this way
Lost my breath
Oh, and you come crash
Into me, a-hole

And I run into you
You’re a jerk, come over here
And give your name to me
You’re a jerk, come over here
And give your name to me
It’s not a dream…..Not a bad dream

Oh, I watch you there
Through the window
And I glare at you
You fear nothing but you
Fear your claim rate
Will shoot up sky high
Because nothing is free
For you, for me, come crash
Into me.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Christie Marie M - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Very reckless driving there! Crash into some 5's!

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